Have you ever?

no

Have you ever been so lazy that instead of eating a sandwich you just eat what would've gone inside it out of the container?

Can't say that I have.

Have you ever been so lazy that you didn't want to fetch your tv remote but instead was unlazy enough to teach your dog to fetch your remote for you?

Nope.

Have you ever got so lazy on taking drink cans away from your desk you start stacking them for more room?

Yep.

Have you ever thrown up to see whatever you had eaten recently almost undigested?

Wut the hell...(who would do that?)....No!

Have you even been caught by parents with a girl in your room doing naughty stuff?

No.

Have you ever withheld information for you own benefit/gain?

Wut the hell...(who would do that?)....No!

Have you even been caught by parents with a girl in your room doing naughty stuff?

No, I didn't mean on purpose

Yes.

Have you ever been in a situation where any effort done by people beside you is attributed to you instead?

yes.

Have you ever been part of a finished rpg maker project?

Not yet..

Ever went inside a major store (Walmart..ect.) to be mistaken as the wrong person for stealing or worse?

no

Have you ever been blamed for your friends computer breaking because you put your USB in earlier?

No, but a girlfriend of mine one accused me of breaking her... after i put it in... oh, never mind.

Ever get shocked by house current?

For a very brief moment when I was five. I stuck a soda tab in an outlet for some reason.

Ever skipped a class thinking nothing would go on that day, and then found out later something important happened (test, quiz, homework due, ect.)?

Totally, a few times

Ever bumped your knee painfully against a wall, then lashed out at the wall without thinking?

No, but I have bumped my knee cap against the corner of a nightstand. So. Painful.

Ever come down with a cold or a sore throat, and went to the gym and worked out anyway?

Spoiler for:

It actually makes you feel a lot better, surprisingly enough.

Nope.

Have you ever had a gun pointed against you?

Does a paintball gun count?

Have you ever improvised writing a "have you ever" question?

All the time!

Have you ever eaten something rotten, not realizing it was bad for you untill you swallowed some of it?

yeah that orange was nasty

ever dug out a really old game from your closet then realised your computer can't run it?

Yep. Battlezone, why won't you work for me!?

Ever tried to ask someone out, but someone asks five minutes before you do?

Yeah several times, just not always 5 minutes before. I've discovered if your date is before the other one, she'll be a manniquen, because she's too busy thinking about what could be with the other guy. When I've had the later date, the girl has told me she spent a lot of time thinking about me, even when on the other date.

Ever almost die from something? Anything?

Yeah, climbing a waterfall. Not smart.

Ever tried get your friends to call a sex line to see their reaction?

Yes... kinda. I had a loaded Dragunov pointed at me. He didn't know it was loaded. ;___;
Nearly shat myself when I found out.

Have you ever been so angry at a video game, that you not only threw the controller but the console as well?

EDIT: I was answering this one... strak posted while I was typing... >_>

Ever almost die from something? Anything?

Yes, but it didn't get damaged at all.

Have you ever in your later years, wet your pants?

No, but I've gotten 3 people in my life to wet their pants with laughter. All women.

Have you ever watched all the movies from a franchise? (Aliens, Saw, James Bond, Superman)