Have you ever?

yes... but I would be killed for it

have you ever had an ex (of the opposite gender mind you) legitimately think you were gay while dating (or straight if of same gender)

No, but some of my friends of the opposite gender have. I think it has something to do with being raised primarily by women. Or maybe I'm just a girly man.

Have you ever passed out while vomiting, NOT including times when very drunk?

OH wow that sounds gnarly. But no I never have.

Have you ever had totally secret quickie sex, without closing a door, and pretty much being in the same room with your best friends?

Or just said fuck it and done it right there anyway. Question mark.

... <_<

Why do I get the feeling that YOU have?



Anyways, have you ever had the greatest idea ever, and then thought about some other thing that the idea reminded you of, only to forget what you were thinking about in the first place?

Oh, only once or twice....

Have you ever wanted to toss a glass over your shoulder after drinking from it, like in the cartoons?

Actually, I think I've done that before, though I don't think it broke.

Stupid carpet...


Have you ever Googled your username and found it referenced randomly on an obscure porn site?

No, but it turns out someone named "Ryan Leber" and his brother Richard murdered some guy a few years back, so that lovely bit of info turns up on page 1.

Thanks, guys. And thanks, bloggers, for making it stay on the front page, so every time someone googles "Ryan Leber" they get "vicious beating" and "rife with violence." Real cool.



Ever skipped out of work early because you know nobody else is around to catch you?

Pshft- yeah! Untill they installed cameras and I couldn't do it without getting caught...

Ever had a wild bird land on you?

Yes, while I was holding out a cupful of bird seed. It was cute.

Have you ever forgotten your train of thought three seconds after having it?

all the....what?

Have you ever watched your friend Paula die over and over and over and over and had nothing you could do about it?

Depends, if Paula was also named Zoey, and a tank kept killing her...If not then no.

Have you ever had someone tackle you out of nowhere onto the dirt, and you never seen them before?

Nope.

Have you ever had someone accidentally piss you off badly without even knowing it, but you really don't want to bring it up or talk about it so you act as though nothing's wrong?

Yeah.
I was a groom's man in my brother's wedding, and at the reception I was put at a table off to the side, behind a column. He fucking asked me to be one, and he doesn't even sit me at the wedding party table?! In fact, none of my immediate family, except my brother who was the first man or whatever they're called, was placed anywhere near the wedding party table (he was sitting at it).

Have you ever joined in on a game (online) in which you were doing really well only to be kicked for a reserved slot?

No, but it's happened to a lot of people I know.

Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of an action scene?

Yaaah. I was watching V For Vendetta (it was the scene in which he's infiltrating the Broadcast building) one time at around 4 a.m. and I just passed out.


Have you ever realized that almost everything you say to someone you have a crush on could be considered a "hit" on them?

...Many times yes... >_>

Ever had the urge to go just hit one of those stress balloons?

Yes, just had my violin exam done, and i really couldn't stand up, or do anything, i got so stressed that i couldn't think in anytihng,if i hadnt one of those, i think i would have suicided. (weird, since people usually get nervous before a performance, but in my case, i get nervouse after), and that's annoying =(

Have you ever been hit by a car/motocycle...etc.etc.

Nope. I've almost been run over though by someone speeding through a light.

Have you ever pondered the purpose of something you're doing at that exact moment, yet go ahead and do it anyways?

I cannot lie, because I just caught myself as I was about to close out the tab.

Have you ever really, really wanted to buy something, you even had the money, but had to force yourself not to? (Hey der, Starcraft 2.)

Yep. Trying to save for new RAM card.

Ever wanted to blurt out any random phrase in public?

OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE (it's a game we play, me and my friends... We basically say something at a loud talk (louder than talking, soften than yelling); random things, and count how many people start to stare at us)

Have you ever bit an animal after it bit you? (same applies for all types of wounds that an animal can give in a tit-for-tat fashion eg. Scratch for scratch, bite for bite, nutshot to nutshot, etc)

Tried to but failed and ended up running 5 blocks away from my house

Have you tossed something valuable in the air without thinking about it?

well, it was kinda valuable, but not really as much for monetary reasons rather than reasons of past experiences...

That is, I have a hard time hanging on to a phone, losing them often by just leaving them on tables, friends houses, etc...

The phone was tossed because I was tossing a grocery bag full of trash at my friend's moving car (because he tried to leave it at my house) and the phone was also in that hand. And rather than releasing the two fingers holding the bag, I released all five.

The phone then flew into a ditch filled with water, and we spent the next ten minutes looking for it, culminating with the phone being found underfoot by a 250 lbs man standing in mud.

Have you ever fought someone just for the hell of it? Bonus points if the other person had no reason to fight you but the hell of it as well.

Unless like family foot wars count... no.

Have you ever changed your appearance because you realized you looked just like one of your parents at your age?

No. But my brother did....he exaggerated.

Have you ever played a game..only to get to one of the most confusing puzzles, ending up in throwing your controller down shouting "Damn this game!" ?