Have you ever?

No, that's when I go to GameFaqs XD

Have you ever had a sex-related dream involving a family member?

No....Who would?

Have you ever laughed at a bum when you walked by him/her?

Only once when I was little, because of what he was telling people. I felt bad about it afterwards.

Hmm, have you ever forged or lied about a grade card or progress report?

i'm top notch, to the point that people sought me out to make forgeries for them! bahahahaha!

Have you ever done something, sexually, that you hope never becomes known to anyone?

Have you ever done something, sexually, that you hope never becomes known to anyone?

That is weird for you to ask...If the person that will answare didn't want anyone to know about it, he just can't answare your question, that was a fail :p

Well to answer Roji, No.

Have you ever played a game for a long time only to forget that you had something important to do?

Yes, Exams the next morning

Have you ever attempted to run up a wall and instead just faceplant it?

No, but I did try to jump a creek and faceplanted. 
....It hurt a lot... 

Have you ever made a sandwich out of a really random food item?

Does marshmellow and honey count???
It is better than it sounds...

have you ever attacked an inanimate object in the dark, thinking it was a living thing or person (extra points if you "killed" it) thinking you were in danger

(I have... Hit my sister's "my size" barbie with a pot, but in my defense, it was down from the attic in the first time in 2 years, whereas it had been only in her room for 3 years. I had forgotten it existed.)

Yes, I work as a security guard on third shift. The first few months I would get really tired while at work, and when on patrol I would start to see shapes in the dark that looked a lot like people or animals. Worst time was at a metal recycling place, I actually threw something at what looked like a guy in a hoodie crouching on top of an old generator. After I got a good look at it, it was just another part of the machine.

Have you ever set aside a game that you have sunk many hours in but didn't finish, then when you went back to it forgot what you were doing?

Yes. D:
It happens to me for almost every final fantasy. I stop playing for a few months, and then I completely forget how to do something, like the liscense system, or the junction system. I usually end up loading a new file just so I can go through the tutorials again.


Have you ever microwaved something that you knew you shouldn't, just because you were too lazy to put it in the oven/skillet/deepfryer/whatever?

Yep. But it actually came out better than it should. 

Ever played a game for the first time, got so hung up on it that you forgot to save your data when killed?

Yes, today,lol started to play obscure, and didn't even remember to save, and sadly died. =( had to start it again! (was good anyway, now i have the double ammo that i had :p)

Have you ever think of suiciding?

Yes, when I was 10.

Have you ever been gay for (insert same sex anime character here)?

No.

Have you ever decided that you wanted to complete a game in one go, and gotten halfway through a game, let's say Resident Evil 2, gotten all the precinct keys, cleared the sewers, and entered the mansion, all while avoiding all save points in an attempt to show off how much you don't fear death, and, suddenly, out of the blue, a storm knocks out your power, thereby completely negating the last 6 hours (as this was your first play-through, and you had no clue what you were doing)??

Yep. I never played LaPucelle after that. In fact, I sold it back to GameStop...

Ever had a cop draw their weapon on you?

Yes but it was part of a demonstration.
Have you ever been really into something, like a hobby and suddenly overnight you don't care about it anymore?

yes, glowstringing (look it up!)
Of course, that might have  been fancy rather than an actual hobby...

Have you ever been to a rave?

Yes. And wow, was it intense. I think I'm still slightly tweaked.

Ever unintentionally start a fire?

No..but I have started plenty of fires.

Have you ever been so hungry and fatigued that you can't even make a sufficient amount of food to fill you up?

Yes, happens fairly often to me actually. Some of it is laziness though.

Have you ever randomly saw something you found interesting, like a movie or a game, and then immediately went to locate every piece connected to it (like original movie if you saw a remake, or all the prequels and sequels of a game) as though you were obsessed with it?

alone in the dark. was obcessed with the game, and when i saw the movie ,fuck, whats this, i thought this didnt exist, and yeah, went and watched it, god it sucked so badly.

Have you ever had a fair with any of your friends girl?

no, I'm repugnant and no woman would ever love me, physically or emotionally... It doesn't help that I'm almost completely asexual (that is, not attracted to either sex)

Have you ever stayed for several hours at your university (or generally, any learning institution) to attend a lecture, without said lecture being wildly important or grade-affecting? If so, what was it about?

No.

Have you ever dated your teacher?

....No....

Ever went to a strip club for a bachelor party?