Have you ever?

Oh right, the question. Ever done some form of drug? (Caffeine, Tobacco, and Alcohol don't count.)

no.
ever had a friend who didn't stop talking to you and when you walked away he/she was still talking?

Yes quite a few times. My friend Chris. She's VERY oblivious. She was at her sister's wedding and literally propping herself up on her husband as he told her sister, "I never liked you."

Have you ever known a legit psychic?

I thought I did, but she was fake. Scary good guesses though.

Ever had some sort of rivalry?

Kind of. Apparently there was this one kid in my class that really enjoyed getting a higher score than me on tests. I never really paid much attention. I really wanted to be valedictorian, but he ended up getting it over me. I'm not broken up over it or anything though.

Ever hated someone you wish you didn't?

No, but I loved someone I wish I didn't. Still do actually. Damn... I'm alone. =(

Ever spoken with someone while trying to figure out if they were a guy or a girl?

yes

ever had a boy/girlsfriend who dumped you for no reason?

Yes, so I posted on FB how it takes a real spineless person to dump you via text after 15 weeks and 30+ dates. That got me a reason. It was BS. I didn't do anything she wanted to do... never in my life have I said hey lets go to a drag show and let's bring my cousin too!!!

Have you ever witnessed a drug deal?

Yes. I have a friend who lives in a very bad neighborhood who I visit frequently. I've seen drug deals, assaults, prostitutes, rape, pretty much anything. Except murder. Haven't seen murder. Thank god it wasn't my friend doing all this.

Have you ever wished you could make a video game real, and if so, which one?

Tough question... I've had a few, but they've all come true. Mother 3, Mega Man X Online, Mega Man Legends 3...

I guess I'd have to say a kirby game that breaks the mold of what the series is in- yes, epic yarn does that to a large extent, but I mean continue in the direction that Kirby 64 started off on. That was an exciting little change, and I think with some effort it could be something fantastic that revitalizes a beloved, but markedly stagnant (opinion) series.

Have you ever woke up in the middle of a surprise blowjob?

Edit: Shit was so cash.

Yes I have, crazy. I've had 2 gfs that told me if they're ever asleep and I need sex to have sex with them. They say its a pleasant surprise... I say I don't want them to wake up, freak out and say I remind them of their drunken brother or something.

Have you ever seen someone too fat for the swimsuit they were wearing?

yes, it still plagues me to this day ; /

ever done it with more than one person at the same time?

Actually, no. I feel like opportunities might have been there but I never really pursued them too heavily.

Have you ever thrown a food item (something large like a pumpkin or watermelon) off of a bridge, building, etc?

no,but sounds like fun  and I'll probable do to

Ever watched a movie that everyone said it was a really fun movie but wasn't at all?

Yeah, I forget the name but I didn't have fun at all was bored. I think it was dead girl or something.

Ever watch a movie and your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend fall asleep on your lap instead of theirs?

Yep. Funny thing, apparently she sleeps with her mouth open. Ah-aaah-OH JESUS-ahhhhhh.

Pardon me.

Ever get caught picking your undies out of your buttcrack in public?

No.

Ever dropped your pants in public?

No but I dropped someone elses' and also depends on what you mean by drop my pants.

Have you ever fell asleep while walking?

Yes. Long story.

Don't drink, kids.

Have you ever woken up more than 20 miles away from where you went to sleep?

Many times, generally in planes, trains, and automobiles. And boats.

Have you ever lost a best friend?

Yes. He was kind of a father figure, and we had a falling out. It was ugly. I was very distressed. Like, life alteringly distressed.

Ever get hit in the belly so hard you threw up on your assailant?

no

ever had such a bad day that you started a ficht with your bestfriend?

No, my day has never gotten that bad.
Ever eaten so much sait you had to go to the doctor for salt poisining?

Hypernatremia? No, but it did make me sick to my stomach... urp.

Ever been dving, come up too fast and get Nitrogen Narcosis? Not the bends, but the euphoria? It rocks...

I want to play this more....

I can't swim so.... drowning is my more common reaction.

Have you gotten so angry you punched a hole in someones face a wall?