Have you ever?

Unfortunately no I never did...

Have you ever done poopies in the pool?

Thank god, no.

Have you ever dressed up fancier than usual due to the lack of normal clothing?

Yep. I had no clean tees one day so I had to wear a button down...


Ever watch a really graphic movie and then get this craving for food? Hopefully the craving is unrelated...

YES.

Have you ever had unsettling thoughts about an animal?

Well, not really. I hated my neighbors' dogs, if that counts. :|

Have you ever blown your nose and had a piece of food came out?

I have actually, but I knew it was in there and was trying to get it out... Long story.

Have you ever taken a girl on a date and accidentally caused them physical harm?

Yeah. She didn't sleep with me for a week after that, but that was only because she couldn't. >_>

Have you ever stolen something?

Yeah, but that was a long time ago. I was bored, I was a bit low on intelligence, and I was interested in that object. (I forgot, but I think it was some cards or something.)

Have you ever met/talked with a mentally insane person?

I'm best friends with the closest possible thing.

Have you ever had to stay up all night to do something? As in, you didn't sleep? At all?
'Cuz I have.

FF1... my mom mentioned how I must have "woken up early"... didn't even realise

* Arrow-1 continues the topic.

Have you ever sang out loud in public, thinking you were alone-  only to be caught, and embarrassed?

never while thinking I was alone

ever been distracted by someone yelling you to get off the comp so you drop the ball on a "have you ever" thread

No, but I understand, bro.

Ever gone to class late so you could mastur- I mean finish your homework? >3>

Yea- wait, for finishing the homework, yes. <.<

Have you ever been waiting up for someone to come online, only to have them finally come on just as you really need to leave for somewhere that second, and they suddenly think you're purposefully trying to avoid them?

Yes.

Have you ever made a completely innocent comment, but the other party mistook it for a dirty joke?

Hell yes, all the time, and it's awesome.

Have you ever wasted food?

yeah, use to have a slight eating disorder

Have you ever spent a whole conversation only quoting songs... and have it actually take a while for the person you are talking to to notice?

Haha, I do that all the time, then we end up having a sing along when they realise.

Have you ever tried combining hot chocolate, coffee and tea all in one drink?

Oooh, no. I have had Coffee and Tea together though, it's rather gross.

Ever look at some wet spots on something and say to your self, "God, I hope that's not piss."

Yes. I say it regularly. Because I live in a dorm next to a bathroom on this floor.

Have you ever thrown something out of a window X stories high in a building?

Yes, a stocking full of lard, from the roof of a 16 story industrial building. It made a terrific mess.

Ever been to more than one funeral in the same day?

Can't say I have, no.

Have you ever said to yourself 'I'm gonna do this today' and ended up wasting your waking hours that day wasting your time on something else?

Yes, but not recently. I have to maintain at least the illusion of structure for my kids.

Ever been so bored that a trip to the bathroom sounded like fun?

Ohyeah.

Has the lack of original movies (as in, not taken from a book) ever really bothered you?

I have never noticed the abundance of non-original movies.

Have you ever really, really wanted to correct someone in while they're ranting at you, but couldn't because it'd just make them more angry? (I have two older sisters )