Have you ever?

[Arrow]

At the zoo. They're pretty boss.

Ever drank a gigantic glass of juice?

[Gracie]

Yeah, I had to pee real bad after.

Ever googled maggot breast after being told by a friend "Its just a really good metal band?"

It is a really good metal band. Be sure to turn off safe search.

[Irock]

No.

Have you ever taken a sip out of someone's drink or eaten some of someone's food and not told them?

[EvilM00s]

Be sure to turn off safe search.

I did not. I am now blind.

I have eaten people's food without them knowing on SEVERAL occasions. Once I was incubating mono (didn't know at the time) and the person that drank after me got it too.

Ever almost get into a car accident and then have been so stressed your legs didn't want to work?

[WeirdGameMaker]

umh no not really

Ever fell inlove with someone one the internet,went to him/her to meet and found out it was your best friend?

[Dwarra?]

I've never fallen in love with someone over the internet.

Have you ever farted really loudly during an awkward silence because you think it'd be funny, and then instantly regret it when the awkward silence continues.

[WeirdGameMaker]

Hmmmm let me think about that....yes,once

Ever got caught when you haven't done something wrong and someone you don't know takes the punishment?

[pacdiggity]

No.

Have you ever praised the captein?

[WeirdGameMaker]

not yet

ever tried something and it went compleetly the wrong way?

c'mon,I can't post my below my own post can I?

[Strak]

Tried asking out a girl, nearly got fired.

Have you ever knocked someone out cold?

EDIT: WOAH holy shit I'm a necroposter. Sorry.

[D&P3]

No I have not.

Have you ever broken some glass?

[Little Psycho]

Sooooo many glasses have slipped from my hands...

Have you ever failed just after they explained how to do something?

[WeirdGameMaker]

Plenty of times, don't even ask how many

Have you ever got so bored that you did something really childish?

[D&P3]

At one point or another I most likely did
I still play Pokemon if that's a consolation?

Have you ever put a hole in a wall?

[SirJackRex]

Depends on how what you consider walls I suppose. Definitely put holes in fences and dug out a section of a rock wall. I punched through a door once.

Have you ever farted in a semi-crowded area and pointed to someone else?

[Iperks]

Yes

Have you ever said my friends moms a milf at a total stranger.