Have you ever?

[EvilM00s]

Oh my... several times. I used to have a bit of an ager/impulse control issue, and I've always been a big dude. Size+angry=holy walls. When I was dating the girl I married, she'd had some kind of cyst thingy removed from her insides. Her mom got into a screaming match with her, and I was worried about hemmoraging from the exertion. My GF stopped, but her mom kept it up. I open-hand slapped the wall next to her mom's head to puncuate my point, and put a 9"x7" hole in the drywall.

Thus did the screaming stop. Thus did I lean to patch drywall.

Ever been "greeted" by a large, slobbery dog? Like a Mastiff?

[WeirdGameMaker]

yeah first I wasn't looking and then I was coverd in slime

ever had a cat who always had injuries when he healed of his first injury?

[EvilM00s]

Why yes, I have. My cat Sketch was kind of a scrapper, so she was always either injured or recovering.

Ever go fishing and catch something else, like a turtle or a duck?

[WeirdGameMaker]

yes but it was a boot who drops a boot into a pond?

ever got really mad because you couldn't do something?like homework or making something out of wood.

[Gracie]

Yes... so... much... rage...

Ever forgotten it was the first of the month then remembered only as someone punched you in the arm.

[Arrow]

Can't quite claim to have done that one before. XP

Even CHUGGED A GLASS OF MILK TO SPITE A FRIEND?

[Gracie]

NO BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE


Ever stopped to smell the roses and got stung by a bee?

[Strak]

No, but I stopped to look at the roses and got chased by a bee.

I escaped...

Ever sniffed ground pepper to purposely sneeze?

[Gracie]

All it did was make my head go boom.

Ever tried to mug an old lady and have her turn into a demon.

[EvilM00s]

Um... no, dude. Have you been eating micro-dots?

Ever ACIDENTALLY take a mind altering drug, or have it "slipped" to you?

[Arrow]

No, and I hope it never happens. :S

Ever done something on the spur of the moment, only to realize you made an ass of yourself?

[TCgamerboy2002]

Not really.

Ever threw up after seeing something gross while watching a movie at a local theatre?

[Irock]

No. I only throw up when I'm sick.

Ever found $20 or more (or an equivalent amount of another currency)?

[kaboth]

I threw up blood once after drinking a couple beers, hurt like hell too

[The Shadow]

Ever found $20 or more (or an equivalent amount of another currency)?

Nope. Not what I can think of.

Have you ever laughted so hard while drinking that the liqiud comes out of the noes?

[WeirdGameMaker]

yeah,don't try it with cola...because that hurts!!!

ever ate so much that you almost spew it out?

[Gracie]

so many times


have you ever had a gay fantasy about someone you work/go to school with?

(even if youre straight?)

[Arrow]

Yes, yes I have.

Have you ever bullied someone to gain status in the eyes of someone else?

[Ryosis]

Once or twice. It was a bad moment.

Have you ever posted in one of these threads knowing good and well that you haven't thought of what to ask, only to settle with the age-old answer of "fuck it" and post anyway?

[Zylos]

Yes.

Have you ever been paranoid enough to suspect that one or two online people you know were actually just a front for someone else you know?

[Grafikal]

Paranoid, no, but knowing it was, yeah like twice here lol ~ joke accounts lo!

Have you ever wasted a ton of money on an Xmas gift for someone, who in reality didn't need such a thing, but you did it to impress them because you liked them more than they would imagine?

[Arrow]

Yes.

Have you ever spilled laundry detergent on the carpet? AIN'T THAT ALL FUN AND A BARREL OF MONKEYS?

[Acolyte]

No. I think I might've spilled some on myself though.

Ever randomly think about something funny that happened a few days ago and laugh about it in front of people, then have to explain what you were laughing about?

[Irock]

Yes. (  (.)_(.)  )

Have you ever stayed in bed and slept all day while not sick?

[Arrow]

Oh HELL yes.  It ROCKS.

Every touch someone inappropriately as a joke, only for it to maaaaaaaassively backfire?