Have you ever?

Yes

Have you ever watched a video and never gotten over it (and whenever you talk about it, your friends sigh and face palm)?

Oh yeah. Here's a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91oYiKas628

Have you ever laughed at something you weren't supposed to?

EDIT: I just realized the irony of that post.

Yes I have...

have you ever shown your friend your camera then realised it's actually not that good?

Yes! Star Wars and Underworld.

Ever see how long you could stare at the sun? 

Yeah but I only did it twice...I was making sure that 1 second was my max.

Have you ever been talking about a casual subject but then accidentally offended someone with an offhand comment?

As a matter of fact, yes. Some friends and I were discussing gay marriage, which I am FOR, and I quoted a conservative politician's statement that "...those homos don't deserve...the rights of normal people." Apparrently, that's all a passerby heard. Explanations ensued.

Ever jump down a flight of stairs?

No, but I used to have nightmares about doing so. I always imagined it would hurt.

Ever tried to throw an ipod against a wall to see if it still works?

I don't have an ipod ;_;

Have you ever had a dream that you were falling then wake up kicking out your legs and feel your gut hit your spine?

Nope... not once...

On a side note, though, my friend had an ipod that wouldn't turn on and stay on... He was so pissed that he decided to break it into pieces by throwing it at the wall. It hit the wall grandly and the screen started to light up. I proceeded to scoop up the ipod, ignoring my friend, who claimed it would turn off again soon, and lo and behold! It worked!

anyways...

Have you ever dressed up in a ridiculous costume in order to pass out fliers? (bonus points if you volunteered)

Yes...

Have you ever had a staring contest with a pet?

yes. the cat won.

have you ever eaten dinner infront of the laptop and had to use one finger to type?

Yep.

Ever put duct tape on a cats side to see it walk sideways because it thinks something is pushing on it? (It works, btw)

lol no. I need to try that.

Have you ever done part of a piece of work in real life then tried to press Ctrl + Z in your head?

yes,but didn't work

have you ever jumped over a small fence and fell?

yes, face planting is not fun

have you ever tried to do something really cool infront of friends but fail even though it worked before a million times?

yes,They laughed at me and I laughed to for fun :p

have you ever broke something really expensive out of rage?

no.

have you ever killed a person or animal?

Yes, but not on purpose. I ran over a few squirrels in my time...

Ever pass out from choking on food?

Almost. Damn you, bacon...

Ever tried to hold a cat up to your ceiling to make it walk while singing "Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does?"

No, but I DID tie an open-face jelly sandwich to my cat's back and then dropped her from my height, just to see what woud happen.

Ever steal cable?

no.
have you ever gone really mad and almost stabed someone with a knife?

Kinda, I was fully prepared to stab my brother once.

Ever been told by a boss/teacher/other supervisory figure that they wanted you romantically?

Oh I only wish. Romance has never been my strong point (God Dammit).

Ever asked someone out who was older than you... wait, I already asked that.

Ok then... Ever tried to do a backflip on a trampoline and knee yourself in the face?

no

ever wanted to be a superhero?

Yeah, I always wish I was Jumper. Never wake up early for school again.