Wish Gone Wrong

Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.

I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.

W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777

Granted, but you lose all your motor skills in the process.

I wish I could be a dog.

Granted, but then you get nuetered. *gasp*

I wish a llama joined the forums.

Once he becomes established, he is given Moderator status, and bans all human accounts, and renames the forum RMLK: RpgMaker Llama Kit.

I wish I could freeze things just by thinking about it.

Granted, but then you accidentlly freeze your butthole shut.

fail?

I wish i had a pimped out RPG Maker

Wish granted, but you discover that it's just Postality Knights.
I wish Maple Story DS was already out.

Granted but no-ne knew until the end of the world

I wish I was sane

Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.

I wish that --> was \/ mother.

Yay! I got a mother, but oh no... she died and became  ... xP


I wish that I knew what Shoop Da Whoop was... xP

you found out what shoop da whoop was... but you were killed for knowing too much

I wish that i owned rmrk.net

Granted but now you have to pay for it. I believe it's about $400 a month to keep it running.

I wish ^ loved \/

Uh... are double^ g-g-g-g-gaaaay!?   xP


I wish I were alive :O

Granted but then you find out what a mess you really are.

Oh I already know that

@Kesshomaru - Granted but then you die

I wish I wasn't a turnip

Your wish got granted (NOT)!  Your leaves fell slowly off, and then quickly... (Sorry, dude!)

I wish /\ and \/ wasn't in love with eachother nor me! =S

That must be me!

Wish granted but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...

I wish I had a lamppost in my right hand and a tree in my left

but someone else falls in love with you... gayly...

OMFG!! NOOOOO!!


You're wish isn't granted as the genie doesn't now what the hell you're talking about! 


I wish the next episode of Naruto (Shippuuden) and Bleach will come out NOOOOW!!!!

Granted, but it is just a blank screen with words abouy gay animal sex

I wish that jesus would stand infront of me, i wanna see how much blood the son of god has (just for fun, he will come back so nobody really gets hurt)

granted. . but its rly ELECTRIC JESUS!! so he zaps your penis off. .its gone

I wish chuck norris got shot. .

Granted, but part of his will is that he be buried in the same grave as you, while you both are naked.

I wish my nose didn't bleed when the weather got dry.

Granted. You're ears bleed instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today. >_>

Wish granted, but that's because your school was the target of a terrorist attack.

I wish I could find a Wii (I'm starting to think that it's just a myth).

Except that rocket launcher exploded on you and your family.

I wish I could do magic and could manipulate all aspects (Alchemy, Elements, etc.) well.

W00T! Post 600. I wanna become 777

In exactly 1 month today you gained 1200 posts... my god

Granted bt it doesnt work, and cant be fixed... ever

I wish chuck norris would kill George Bush

Granted but Chuck Norris gets high and start going on a killing rampage... and you're first

I wish I didn't share a room with my brother >.>

Granted but instead you are invaved by very manly/butch girls who look like men... and want you... there are 15 of them.

I with i could go into space