Wish Gone Wrong

Lominisio · April 01, 2007, 06:55:43 PM

Ok. You are Saucy.

I wish I knew who I was!

SexualBubblegumX · April 01, 2007, 07:01:41 PM

You're my butler.

I wish Arlen didn't hijack everything.

Snailer · April 01, 2007, 07:38:48 PM

Wish granted now Arl took over

I wish I had a super Pc

SexualBubblegumX · April 01, 2007, 07:46:48 PM

Granted, but Arl hijacks it.

What if I didn't call Shenanigans?

cobragamer · April 01, 2007, 07:47:48 PM

you got it but it crashed. i wishing had a super toaster

SexualBubblegumX · April 01, 2007, 07:49:52 PM

Granted, but it becomes intellegent then enslaves you.

I wish I had a sammich with melty cheese and like breaded chicken and a HUGE Dr.Pepper.

Valcos · April 01, 2007, 07:51:54 PM

There is no such thing as a sammich so you killed your self (i dont think there is one?)

I wish I had more wishes. Then with those wishes I wished I was invincable and the next person can wish something wrong with my wish!!

SexualBubblegumX · April 01, 2007, 07:53:14 PM

Granted, but then Thor finds a way to kick your ass any way.

I wish you knew that a Sammich is a sandwich.

Kaitenshin · April 01, 2007, 07:55:22 PM

Then we'd all have horrible grammar and spelling.

What if I had a cucumber as a penis?

Valcos · April 01, 2007, 07:56:51 PM

You would never get to have sex!

I wish Thor was my bitch

Kaitenshin · April 01, 2007, 08:15:30 PM

Wish granted, but is just one of your three-hundred bitches.

I wish I would "ever get laid", (whatever that means).

Valcos · April 01, 2007, 08:18:57 PM

Well I miss spelled something so I cant say something about your wish

I wish I spelled better

Irgna · April 01, 2007, 09:46:39 PM

Wish granted. But you can only type in 1337.
I wish RMRK didn't turn everyone into Arl for April Fools day.

Kaitenshin · April 02, 2007, 01:25:49 AM

Wish granted, but everyone is Kaitenshin now.

I wish I had a clone Arl . . .

Irgna · April 02, 2007, 05:31:05 PM

Wish granted, but he dissapeared after April Fools Day was over.
I wish I had a cookie.

Kaitenshin · April 02, 2007, 05:34:27 PM

Wish granted, but it's just a lame Girlscout one.

I wish a blade ripped through my belly, and the shratnel of my flesh peirces your eye!

Irgna · April 02, 2007, 06:34:32 PM

Wish granted, but they (somehow) bounce of my eyes and kill you instead.

I wish nothing could go wrong in the next three posts.

Rune · April 14, 2007, 12:43:56 PM

Wish granted but someone balancing a carrot on their head and eating a bowl of stale cornflakes (Me... obviously

) comes along and starts screaming down your earhole...

I wish I wasn't me...

Irgna · April 14, 2007, 01:31:46 PM

Wish granted, but you become a suicidal kitten instead.

I wish...

cobragamer · April 15, 2007, 02:42:50 PM

Nothing so you lose and die

I wish I could contain myself

SexualBubblegumX · April 15, 2007, 11:07:09 PM

Granted, but then you get raped by Charlie.

I wish Bob Dole and George Bush played a game of Magic: the Gathering on live tv.

Jalkson · April 16, 2007, 06:48:02 AM

Granted, but George Bush wins and gets an extra 4 years in office.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Rune · April 16, 2007, 05:20:50 PM

Granted... but then a crazy madman *ahem* runs into the room singing the simpsons theme tune...

I wish I was a twig...

(Don't ask)

Irgna · April 16, 2007, 06:44:52 PM

Wish granted, but a suicidal kitten steps on you.

I wish I was the richest man on the planet.

Rune · April 16, 2007, 06:57:06 PM

Wish granted... but you are forced to give all your money to charity...

I wish I had a rocket launcher