Wish Gone Wrong

Ok. You are Saucy.

I wish I knew who I was!

You're my butler.

I wish Arlen didn't hijack everything.

Wish granted now Arl took over

I wish I had a super Pc

Granted, but Arl hijacks it.

What if I didn't call Shenanigans?

you got it but it crashed. i wishing had a super toaster

Granted, but it becomes intellegent then enslaves you.

I wish I had a sammich with melty cheese and like breaded chicken and a HUGE Dr.Pepper.

There is no such thing as a sammich so you killed your self (i dont think there is one?)

I wish I had more wishes. Then with those wishes I wished I was invincable and the next person can wish something wrong with my wish!!

Granted, but then Thor finds a way to kick your ass any way.

I wish you knew that a Sammich is a sandwich.

Then we'd all have horrible grammar and spelling.

What if I had a cucumber as a penis?

You would never get to have sex!

I wish Thor was my bitch

Wish granted, but is just one of your three-hundred bitches.

I wish I would "ever get laid", (whatever that means).

Well I miss spelled something so I cant say something about your wish

I wish I spelled better

Wish granted. But you can only type in 1337.
I wish RMRK didn't turn everyone into Arl for April Fools day.

Wish granted, but everyone is Kaitenshin now.

I wish I had a clone Arl . . .

Wish granted, but he dissapeared after April Fools Day was over.
I wish I had a cookie.

Wish granted, but it's just a lame Girlscout one.

I wish a blade ripped through my belly, and the shratnel of my flesh peirces your eye!

Wish granted, but they (somehow) bounce of my eyes and kill you instead.

I wish nothing could go wrong in the next three posts.

Wish granted but someone balancing a carrot on their head and eating a bowl of stale cornflakes (Me... obviously ) comes along and starts screaming down your earhole...

I wish I wasn't me...

Wish granted, but you become a suicidal kitten instead.

I wish...

Nothing so you lose and die

I wish I could contain myself

Granted, but then you get raped by Charlie.

I wish Bob Dole and George Bush played a game of Magic: the Gathering on live tv.

Granted, but George Bush wins and gets an extra 4 years in office. 



I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted... but then a crazy madman *ahem* runs into the room singing the simpsons theme tune...

I wish I was a twig...

(Don't ask)

Wish granted, but a suicidal kitten steps on you.

I wish I was the richest man on the planet.

Wish granted... but you are forced to give all your money to charity...

I wish I had a rocket launcher