Wish Gone Wrong

i think you mean grammar or spelling vocab is kinda opional

granted but you horribly messed up and made me look even worse

i wish Kairei would leave my friend alone...

Wish granted, but your best friend throws a field hockey stick at you, and this time I shatter your ankle.

...no wish? Okay...

I wish son didn't dislike me so much.

Too bad.

I wish kitty would be more naughty.

Granted, but she's so naughty now that she cheats on you, robs banks, and is a stripper.

I wish Pup didn't think of me as only pussy.

WISH ALREADY GRANTED, but at least a little more naughtier at appropriate times. BOW!

I wish that you could stay at granpup's house with me.

I wish it were granted.

I wish your grandpa didn't think of me as an unsatisfying future wife and potential bearer of your children (saying i'm too small...HMPH! )

Wish granted, but now Grandpa thinks ur ugly.

I wish I COULD FREAKIN HAVE MY LICENSE.

You get it, but then your car demonstrates the phenomenal accurence of spontaneus combustion where it explodes into three billion pieces with an explosion that would take fifty tons gunpowder to recreate in an action movie of five stars. And you die.

I wish that could be longer

Wish granted, but then it becomes so long that it comes out of your computer and strangles you. And it continues to grow.

I wish I had the full mp3 of Hero's Come Back

Granted... But it's in a different language. >.>

I wish I had a penny.

Wish granted, but you lose it three seconds later.

I wish I had two pennies.

Granted, but then you throw them out like you always do.

I wish it were Spring Break so I could go to the beach with Kaitenshin.

Wish granted, but I have work so I don't know about that.

I wish I could have Axe Bubblebath.

granted but your tub water was replaced with acid

i wish i was wrong

Granted, but then you turn into a girl.

I wish I got some muscle on my abs.

granted but then you became buffed out to where you couldent scratch your head

i wish my next wish went wrong

Wish granted, and yet impossibly not.

I wish that my wish would go to Yukimora.

Granted, but he uses it to blah, blah, blah, something.

I wish I knew what the real story was with Kaitenshin, Yukimora and KaireiIsORANGE... 

wish granted but the truth is too much for you to handle and you kill yourself

i wish i had 50 dollors

granted, but then you pay for a hooker and get AIDS

I wish I wasn't so bored

Granted, but then you become involved in a fight for your life and you lose it.

I wish I was as hot as Ringo (she's in my sig & avatar).

granted but all the guys at school wont stop touching you

i wish i was never born 3 months before my mom

Granted, but you were now born four months before.

I wish people wouldn't get so angry.

granted but ppl started to be a little to nice*wink*

i wish i was my dad...(i mean i produced me)