Wish Gone Wrong

Granted but you die in a drug related traffic accident and burn all your money in the process

I wish that Thor would come and kick \/'s ass

Wish granted, but he get confused and beats you up instead.

I wish...

granted, but you didnt state what you wished for so the wish granter decided to destroy the universe... thanks alot bitch

I wish superman had a fight with jesus

Granted, but Jesus beats Superman and then he sent you to hell for making a stupid wish.

I wish that I could BAKE YOUR SOUL!!! 

Granted, but you realize it's the most awesome creation you've ever made, and you had to taste it, and you die, because it's tainted soul.

I wish we had a Canadian bean, instead of Mexican bean...

Granted, but the mexican takes revenge

I wish we had a green/yellow/gold theme...

Granted but its so leet that it burns your eyes out

I wish we has a loli theme

Granted but the makers forget to all ow you to use it

I wish I had a rock for a brain... (pretty stupid wish O_o)

/\ Granted 

I wish we had more  icons

Granted but you notice that you don't need more than one

I wish I was a magical cake

Wish granted, but then I eat you.
I wish I had every video game in existence, and that they all worked properly.

Granted, but your vision is decreased to 100 100.

I wish I was dating a hot chick.

Granted, but you find out it was a guy.

I wish I had money in my shoe.

granted but its only a penny, and it explodes when you touch it

I wish i was jewsus (yeah thats right jewsus)

Granted, now you change the course of religious history by having an extra letter in your name

I wish I wasn't this retarded

Granted but then you realise that those things your friends make you "do" to them isnt all fun and games

I wish mars would blow up

Granted, but a shard of the now blown-up red planet Mars drilled a big whole in your skull so you almost died.


I wish I had something to do...

Wish granted, you start lookin' for music 'till your harddrive is filled

I wish I had a fluffy couch

Granted but its soo fluffy that it eats you whole

I wish zeus would come and kick jupiters ass

Granted, but Zeus goes crazy and feels like kicking everybody's ass... [THANKS you douche!]
=]

I wish I had a job that paid $50.50 an hour.

Granted but your taxed $49.49 an hour (and im not a douche )

I wish chuck norris and Mr T had a fight

Granted, but eventually the join forces and kill everyone else, just because they can. [I was kidding about being a douche]

I wish I could tell when someone was lying to me.

Granted but you get called a freak for being able to do that (It's a hard life )

I wish I had my own site that I was the admin to (Bad idea)

Granted, but I become a moderator. [XD]

I wish I was a moderator. [lol]

Granted, but the site cwould crash after two days and 4 hours

I wish I had unlimited PM space