Wish Gone Wrong

[Rune]

Granted but you forget your helmet

I wish I was the most powerful being alive

[shadowdude]

Granted, but chuck norris does not like this, kills himself and comes back as a ghost therefore being able to be stronger than you and kicks your lilly ass into the grave

I wish i was god

[Rune]

Granted but then you have to take care of earth... and pay the rent

I wish I was Chuck Norris

[shadowdude]

granted but Mr T avenges the true soul of chuck by whoppin your ass just by sayin "I pitty the fool!"

I wish that i had a huge hammer to hit people over the head with

[Irgna]

Wish granted, but it's made of rubber and doesn't hurt anyone.

I wish I could go into my video games and experience them first hand.

[Rukishou]

me too, but let's face it... we' got trapped O_O

I wish the love of my life would like me back! T_T (I wonder if I haven't already written this one... but I'm not sure so... xP)

[Holkeye]

Granted, but they let you know they're into shit and vomit play... the hard way.

I wish I had an instant transporter device.

[Esmeralda]

And when used, you end up in hell.

I wish I liked tea...

[Rukishou]

Wish granted, but now you don't like any sodas anymore! >=)


I wish you liked soda again... 

[Esmeralda]

So I could want to like tea again.

I wish I could make tables green...

[Rukishou]

Granted! But the tables, after a while, turn red! 

[Esmeralda]

****! You spend a wish on nothing 

I wish I was a spinning cat.

[Irock]

Granted, but you constantly vomit hairballs.

I wish I had enough money for a monthly cell phone bill.

[shadowdude]

Granted, but your phone is then tapped by the FBI and you are arrested for torroist activities that you didnt do

I wish that i was a rock star

[Rune]

Granted but no-one likes you

I wish I was the devil

[Sshadow]

Granted- but you now realize you have to deal with all the *ssholes who get sent there and eventually commit suicide.

I was I had a car.

[shadowdude]

granted but then you crash it and completely destroy your body

I wish that people/creatures/things could come out of games

[Esmeralda]

Wish granted, but they beat the hell outta you

I wish I could scuba dive

[Sshadow]

Granted, but you dive down too far and the pressure crushes you to bits.

I wish I was skilled with a bo staff.

[Rune]

Granted but you accidentally whack your best mate in the teeth

I wish I was a transvestite (Not in real life! Just... play along... )

[Esmeralda]

/\ Wish granted. 'nuff said.

I wish I had 3 legs.

[Polraudio]

got 3 legs but 1 was bigger that the others

i wish i had a PSP

[Rune]

Granted.... you play with it in bed and the more you play... the harder it gets

I wish I had a tree trunk in my right hand

[Esmeralda]

Wish granted, but I set it on fire.

I wish I had a spare set of ears

[Rune]

Granted so you have to listen to me babble on about trees

I wish I was the most famous rock star ever... (I wish)