Wish Gone Wrong

Granted, but you die from some inbred-exclusive disease.

I wish protected pre-marital sex on everyone!

Already has been granted 

I wish my son didn't wish that I didn't give birth to him.

Granted, but he now wants you to RE-birth him!

I wish I didn't just accidently imagine that...

granted now you have to actually go through it

i wish kairei wasnt alive...

Wish granted, than I SLAP YOU. BAD SON! NO!

I wish my son wasn't alive.

Wish granted, but then your wife takes a very large chainsaw and rips your face open because you killed her son.

I wish I make things explode with my mind

Wish granted, but one day you will think of urself and you'll explode and the shratnel of your bone pierces my tibia.

I wish I didn't have a bone pierce my tibia.

Wish granted, but it got relocated to your brain

I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my hands.

Granted, but it burns your hands off and you have to live without them.

I wish I had Super Smash Brothers Brawl now.

Wish granted, but thousands of people would break your door down and eat you alive so that they could have, then they would kill each other untill the strongest came out on top.

I wish I stole Irockman1's copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Granted but it's only a beta version.

I wish the world was square.

Granted, but then the laws of physics would not work and everyone would start hurtling towards the sun, starting with the fattest

I wish that McDonalds never came around

Granted, but the majority of...

Spoiler for:

Black people wouldn't have jobs, and they would all mug you.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted, but you aren't very good at it.

I wish for a shirt that says, "Fat Bastard".

Granted but they hurt your hands, plus i threw the mirror shards at you @-@

I wish Morris Lawry made more sense

Granted. abaldfh shun

I wish the ice cream malt cup on my table was full. 

Granted, but then you swallow a nuclear-altered mosquito that had landed in your ice cream malt and you grew large wings, and had a face that no mother could love.

I wish I had a Glock in my pocket.

Wish granted but you accidently pull the trigger and blow your cock off.

I wish Frogs could fly.

Granted, but they take over the world and deserts would cease to exist.

I wish that i had a chocolate bar.

Granted, but you get killed for it.

I wish I got MORE drunk last night.

Granted, but then, U end up uin the Hospital today instead, for no Reason whatsoever and ends up having slept with all the Nurses of the Hospital 

I Wish I wouldnj't have granted that to Fuuu...

Granted, but then Thor smites you.

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my weiner.

Granted, but after the First Shot...you're Weiner is Unusable forever!!!!!! (No more sex!!! ZOMG!!!!)


I wish I had that girl in me avatar for me Only >=F

Granted, but then her head invariablly spews Japanese cuss words, and she breaks up with you

I wish i had a taco.