Wish Gone Wrong

Granted, but some oen steals it.

I wish I had more cancer sticks.


___Side Note______
I know I wish for this alot, but all I'm saying when I do that is telling every one I ran out.

Granted, but you run out of cancaer sticks, AGAIN! Muhahahaha!!!

I wish /\ had EXPLODING cancer sticks

^Granted, but they exploded on you.

I wish I had a thousand wishes.

Granted, but each wish kills you.

I wish that people on Xanga weren't as stupid.

Granted but they then became annnoying

They already are.


Also, I wish you made a damned wish.

Granted, but the wish is a wish for your death.

I wish I could wish a wish that wished away all the other wishes.

Granted, but you Get Stuck In a Chair as a Veggie forever 

I wish you didn't wish for that.

Granted, but I do anyway.

I wish I had a big blue brooomstick.

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for M.Bison's hat. Because that hat owns.

Granted, but it eats your head.

I wish I was a monkey humping llamas.

Granted, but you find out that it was A Fat Gay Ass Man in a Llama Suit XDDD

I wish I could smile like that to the girls --------------------------------------------------->

Wish granted, but your breath is so horrible one of the girls becomes a FAT GAY ASS MAN in a Llama suit.

I wish could throw a a FAT GAY ASS MAN in a Llama suit off my roof.

Granted, but you get arrested for murder.

I wish I had more cash moneys.

Granted, but you spend it all on cheap hookers and get hepatitis C and genital warts =o


Ummm... I wish I had already finished my 6 years of study...

Granted but....You Realize you Wasted 6 Years of your life for nothing 


I Wish I was you 

Uh, really wow? Wish granted but you screw up my body and my spirit returns to it with my ass hurting really bad.

I wish my ass didn't hurt that bad.

Wish granted, but you find out that you've become the opposite gender.

I wish I could script as well as Blizzard.

Wish granted, but blizzard gets so pissed he traces your IP Address to your house and kills you violently with a dirty spoon.

I wish I could use Irgna's jutsu's against him.

Wish grated. But you use all your chakra on your first jutsu and die.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.

Wish granted, but then you have too much to do which goes against your avatar's principle's so you get stressed and jump off your roof head first.

I wish I could jump super high.

Wish granted, but you jump into a plane and get chomped up in one of the engines.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Wish granted, but you wish for your death and well, that sucks.

I wish I lived in the samurai times.

Granted, But you get shot by some dude who got a gun imported from Portugal.

I wish I didn't watch so much fucking history channel.

Granted, but you become even more of an overrated egotistical ass :B


I WISH I NEW WHO I WAS!!

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