Wish Gone Wrong

[Nightwolf]

Ok the point of this game is the first poster wishes, the second guy says, Wish granted, but something wrong..then the second guy wishes and so on and so forth.
Eg.

1. I wish i had a lot of coffee

2/ Wish granted, but it all flooded over u and u died.
I wish i was the king

3 Wish granted, but ur taxes went low, and u lost the battle.
I wish...

got it. so i'll start.

I WISH i became the admin ^_+

[Arrow]

But the site fell apart...

I wish my teacher wouldn't get quite so close...(lol)

[Blizzard]

I wish I´ve had sex right now.

[Atomic]

...but then you got herpes and died

I wish I could fly

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

You jumped off your roof and fell onto your car.


I wish that I could script

[Moss.]

And so you became a wonderful script writer, and got hired time and time again, and began living the wild life that such celebrities as yourself live. Drugs, sex, more drugs. Eventually you overdose on heroin, and your last lucid thought before your heart stops is "man, if only I wasn't such a great scripter."

I wish I the ability to easily charm any girl out of her clothes.

[Atomic]

then rosey o'donald knocks on your front door

I wish me and cloud were friends

[Malson]

Then he comes over to your house after Aeris died, needing a shoulder to cry on.

I wish there were no diptards at this forum.

[Tsunokiette]

But then things wouldn't be half as interesting.

I wish I was still dating this girl I still love...

[thingy]

but then she dumped you (I'm guessing again) and killed you with a plastic knife

I wish Blizzard didn't have to script for us and the game could generate scripts based on what we wanted 

[Malson]

It'd work as well as Babelfish Translator, and would screw something up and wipe your hard drive by accident.

I wish Guitar Hero had more than 40-something songs.

[Arrow]

That would be cool, though I probably wouldn't know enough of the first version to appreciate it.

I wish RPG Maker XP's default system (W/o scripts) was a little less limited.

[thingy]

but then Blizzard wouldn't feel as special

I wish I had Blizzard's brain so I could plug it into my computer and it would make scripts for me 24/7

[Arrow]

But then you would be 'lectrocuted and die.

I wsih I could SAFELY dance like Zoidberg. I can break my ass well enough all ready, thanks.

[Nightwolf]

Granted, but ppl hated the dance of yours soo much, they killed you.

I wish i was teh ruler of teh world

[Arrow]

But you never bathed, so they kicked you off the trone and replaced you with Master Shake!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...'Cuz everyone would be in love with meeeeeeee!

[thingy]

but then they ate you (duh)

I wish nothing could go wrong with my wish

[Arrow]

But it did anyway!

I wish I had another soda.

[thingy]

it exploded in ur face

I wish I wasn't currently hungry

[Atomic]

then your stomach exploded from all of the fullness

I wish I had throngs of hot women ninjas doing my dark bidding

[thingy]

then the ninjas killed you

I wish we had more smileys :diablo: :fred:

[Nightwolf]

Granted. But the smileys then attacked and killed YOU.

I wish i wished for a wish in which i would wish that i wished that i wished in which i wish.
Wishedy wish?

[Arrow]

You over wished and suffocated.

I wish I could cure AIDS.

[Nightwolf]

Granted. But going near Aidy ppl gave you aids, and at that moment, the cure which you made, You Forgot.
So...

I wish wish I

[thingy]

then the genie killed you cuz you didn't wish for anything

I wish I had 5 more wishes