Wish Gone Wrong

[Chase_Leader]

Granted, but you fall asleep now and never again will you wake up, your not dead so thats a plus but you have an eternal nightmare!
I wish that I could afford the Playstation 3...

[Zylos]

Granted. However, all the PS3's in the world have spontaneously combusted, so you still can't buy any.

I wish life was a little easier.

[Rune]

Granted, it's now a hell of a lot shorter.

I wish that statement didn't make me sound emo.

[Zylos]

Granted. You ARE emo, but you don't sound like one.

I wish I could find a friggin' job around here.

[Kathryn]

You do. Shoveling maggotty, rotting, wet poop. For free

I WISH FOR THEM GOOD OLD DAYS TO COMES BACKS TO MES ;O;

[Miss Nile]

Granted, but however, something ticks you on the mind that you blow them off again.

I wish I could learn how to compose really good music.

[Irock]

Granted, but your music gets so popular that the paparazzi constantly follows you everywhere you go. You never have privacy again. Not even when you shower.

I wish I had the opportunity to go into space.

[Miss Nile]

(I love how you spoiled my wish. ._.)

Granted, but there your oxygen runs out and...you can figure the rest.

I wish I could afford a musician to join my game's team.

[lemonpie]

Yeah, sure. Your musician sucks. Everyone hats your game because of the bad music. Everyone hates you.

I wish for a flying cow.