Wish Gone Wrong

Granted, but you fall asleep now and never again will you wake up, your not dead so thats a plus but you have an eternal nightmare!
I wish that I could afford the Playstation 3...

Granted. However, all the PS3's in the world have spontaneously combusted, so you still can't buy any.

I wish life was a little easier.

Granted, it's now a hell of a lot shorter.

I wish that statement didn't make me sound emo.

Granted. You ARE emo, but you don't sound like one.

I wish I could find a friggin' job around here.

You do. Shoveling maggotty, rotting, wet poop. For free

I WISH FOR THEM GOOD OLD DAYS TO COMES BACKS TO MES ;O;

Granted, but however, something ticks you on the mind that you blow them off again.

I wish I could learn how to compose really good music.

Granted, but your music gets so popular that the paparazzi constantly follows you everywhere you go. You never have privacy again. Not even when you shower.

I wish I had the opportunity to go into space.

(I love how you spoiled my wish. ._.)

Granted, but there your oxygen runs out and...you can figure the rest.

I wish I could afford a musician to join my game's team.

Yeah, sure. Your musician sucks. Everyone hats your game because of the bad music. Everyone hates you.

I wish for a flying cow.