Wish Gone Wrong

[Zylos]

Granted. It melts, floods your home, drowns your entire family, and then evaporates.

I wish I had the 1000th reply in this thread.




Oh hey!

[Chase_Leader]

Granted obviously, however that triggered a long fulfilling prophecy which brings you severe misfortune for the rest of your life...too bad

I wish for Singularity on Earth...

[Holkeye]

Granted, but the universe collapses in on itself at the former location of Earth, creating a singularity.

I wish people on the internet weren't so dumb. (Nobody here, just a statement.)

[Zylos]

Granted. People in real life are dumb instead.


I wish my roommate wasn't here, so that I could mastu- I mean, so I could enjoy the peace and quiet. <_<

[Rune]

Granted, but a ninja midget barges into your room screaming weird words which you think you've never heard before. However these turn out to be declarations that your mother is actually called Steve.

I wish I was a ninja midget.

[Sirius]

Granted. You just got smashed by a Spartan midget (Deadliest warrior reference).

I wish I could make perfect golden-brown toast.

[Zylos]

Granted, but it gets swiped by a pirate ninja before you even have a chance to eat it.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

[NPC]

Granted

I wish for this statement to be false

[modern algebra]

Granted, you no longer wish for that statement to be false.

I wish I had no debts.

[NPC]

granted, your dead

I wish my life was like a sitcom on TV

[Sirius]

Granted. The sitcom you live in revolves around caring for schizophrenic patients at a rehab institute, and the draw to the show is that you have a schizophrenic side yourself.

I wish it was summer already.

[Zylos]

Granted. It's summer, but it's raining so badly that you have to stay inside with no power.

I wish I could make maps for RMXP a little better. ._.

[Chase_Leader]

Granted, you are now an expert and your maps blow peoples minds out of the water
However given that your story-line lacks creativity and includes every possible cliché ever made or thought of...

I wish I could leave work early today...

[Lazer Ki]

You left early today because you were fired.
I wish no wishes.

[Kathryn]

too bad. You get three more.

I wish i had some cool shirts.

[Irock]

Granted, but they become translucent when machine washed.

I wish I had some bamboo to sit on my desk.

[Rune]

Granted, but a Ninja Panda rockets straight through the wall, swiping the Bamboo from your sight, and carries on to rocket through the opposite wall.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Kathryn]

She has a penis. But you can still have fun with her, right? ~_~

I wish I had a bass that tuned itself.

[Sirius]

Granted. Now that fish sings at the local bar every Tuesday.

I wish Summer break lasted forever.

[Kathryn]

It does. But it's one of the hottest summers EVAH. The temperature slowly escalates until everyone dies of heat stroke, their bodies eventually burning.

Then the earth explodes.

Good job, Sirus 

I wish that first part didn't sound so creepy.

Never mind. I wish that Portugal. The man didn't ruin their own song in "Marching with 6" with that TAKE IT AWAY pause thing.

[Sirius]

Because he never tells them to TAKE IT AWAY, they don't take it away. The song cannot go on.

I wish I wasn't responsible for asploding the world.

[Rune]

Granted, instead the Sun explodes and the black hole created sucks in everything in existence so that existence no longer exists.

I wish I could draw better.

[SorceressKyrsty]

You can, but now all you can draw are things you find horrendously appalling.

I wish I didn't get obsessed with things so easily.

[GilgameshRO]

Granted, but now you can't get interested in anything at all.

I WISH I WEREN'T SO AWESOME.

[NPC]

granted, you are now less awesome then you currently are

this statement causes an infinite loop of un-awesomeness until you implode into yourself... and no one cares or notices


I wish I was the happiest man in the world