Wish Gone Wrong

I'll grant you that but it's up to the next person to post.


And if thats you, then it'll be real cool ;-;

I wish that Zylos stops kicking me ;-;

Granted... but I start kicking you.

I wish for chocolate cake.

Granted. *throws a year old chocolate cake in your face*

I wish I could raise up about $500 for a special trip to see someone this summer. ._.

Granted, but somehow the money ended up in my account towards my trip to see someone.

I wish I understood people. ._.

Granted, but then people went off and decided to change their ways.

I wish i had a hippopotamus.

Granted, but "had" as in "had a child".

I wish Red Bull wasn't $3 a can.

granted, it's now $5 a can

I wish that free MMORPG would actually be decent, if not actually good, so that we woudln't have to pay for shitty ones.

Granted, However its only a Trial Version of the Best MMORPG that expires in one month...

I wish to be given the ability to Fly

Granted, but it's in Tony Stark's very sweaty Iron Man suit. He still hasn't worked out the freezing part.

I wish to sleep.

Granted. You fall asleep Rip Van Winkle style.

I wish I had $600. ._.

Granted. The $600 is lodged firmly in your balls


I wish I had a PS3

Granted, but Squaresoft just gave exclusive rights to Xbox

I wish I owned a PS2 :O

Granted, but it's my ps2 and we all know what a piece of shit that is 

I wish i had a working guitar tuner ._.

Granted but you went to prison for stealing.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you soon go crazy after having wasted a perfectly good (?) wish.

I wish I was a good singer.

Granted but you died by peer pressure and stress.

I wish I have a slave to do all my bidding for me for free.

Granted. But he robbed you and ran away.


I wish Roph granted me this wish.

I am Roph, and I grant your wish. But you soon realize that it's really just Arlen in a Roph suit, and all your hopes and dreams about Roph granting you a wish a thoroughly dashed and everything you know is a lie.

I wish my laundry was done drying.

Granted. It caught on fire and dried rather quickly.

I wish the next poster's wish comes true.

granted, however the next poster's wish shall not be

I wish I could be in Florida in 11 days...
OMIGOSHTHANKYOUZYLOSHOLYCRAP

Granted, but you can't see your special someone. 

I wish I had a secret vault under my house.

Well, You don't. Why? Didn't you see those other posts?

Oh, fine. Granted, but the guilt of not having followed the other poster's rule shall follow the both of us for life 

I wish i had a decent french accent.

Granted. People think you're French. Unfortunately, you traveled back in time when the French were in war.
*dead*


I wish I could touch halo .-.

Granted. *kicks you up into space so you can touch a halo*

I wish I could draw better. ._.

Granted. You started drawing everything possible. You drew your own death.


I wish I could touch Zylos ;-;