Wish Gone Wrong

Nightwolf · February 21, 2009, 02:43:13 PM

I'll grant you that but it's up to the next person to post.

And if thats you, then it'll be real cool ;-;

I wish that Zylos stops kicking me ;-;

Sukuna-Hikona · February 21, 2009, 03:51:46 PM

Granted... but I start kicking you.

I wish for chocolate cake.

Zylos · February 21, 2009, 09:26:56 PM

Granted. *throws a year old chocolate cake in your face*

I wish I could raise up about $500 for a special trip to see someone this summer. ._.

Zeichwolf · February 22, 2009, 05:07:40 AM

Granted, but somehow the money ended up in my account towards my trip to see someone.

I wish I understood people. ._.

Kathryn · February 22, 2009, 05:21:34 AM

Granted, but then people went off and decided to change their ways.

I wish i had a hippopotamus.

Holkeye · February 24, 2009, 05:16:59 PM

Granted, but "had" as in "had a child".

I wish Red Bull wasn't $3 a can.

tSwitch · February 24, 2009, 05:22:19 PM

granted, it's now $5 a can

I wish that free MMORPG would actually be decent, if not actually good, so that we woudln't have to pay for shitty ones.

Chase_Leader · February 24, 2009, 06:24:55 PM

Granted, However its only a Trial Version of the Best MMORPG that expires in one month...

I wish to be given the ability to Fly

Kathryn · February 25, 2009, 09:07:56 PM

Granted, but it's in Tony Stark's very sweaty Iron Man suit. He still hasn't worked out the freezing part.

I wish to sleep.

Zylos · March 07, 2009, 08:14:05 PM

Granted. You fall asleep Rip Van Winkle style.

I wish I had $600. ._.

shadowdude · March 07, 2009, 08:31:18 PM

Granted. The $600 is lodged firmly in your balls

I wish I had a PS3

Jonesy · March 07, 2009, 10:38:51 PM

Granted, but Squaresoft just gave exclusive rights to Xbox

I wish I owned a PS2 :O

Kathryn · March 08, 2009, 07:06:27 AM

Granted, but it's my ps2 and we all know what a piece of shit that is

I wish i had a working guitar tuner ._.

Nessiah · March 08, 2009, 07:16:37 AM

Granted but you went to prison for stealing.

I wish for nothing.

Sirius · March 08, 2009, 07:29:13 AM

Granted, but you soon go crazy after having wasted a perfectly good (?) wish.

I wish I was a good singer.

Nessiah · March 08, 2009, 08:37:47 AM

Granted but you died by peer pressure and stress.

I wish I have a slave to do all my bidding for me for free.

Nightwolf · March 08, 2009, 12:52:23 PM

Granted. But he robbed you and ran away.

I wish Roph granted me this wish.

Moss. · March 08, 2009, 08:59:31 PM

I am Roph, and I grant your wish. But you soon realize that it's really just Arlen in a Roph suit, and all your hopes and dreams about Roph granting you a wish a thoroughly dashed and everything you know is a lie.

I wish my laundry was done drying.

Zylos · March 08, 2009, 09:13:29 PM

Granted. It caught on fire and dried rather quickly.

I wish the next poster's wish comes true.

tSwitch · March 08, 2009, 09:42:51 PM

granted, however the next poster's wish shall not be

I wish I could be in Florida in 11 days...
OMIGOSHTHANKYOUZYLOSHOLYCRAP

firerain · March 09, 2009, 12:03:14 AM

Granted, but you can't see your special someone.

I wish I had a secret vault under my house.

Kathryn · March 09, 2009, 03:19:05 AM

Well, You don't. Why? Didn't you see those other posts?

Oh, fine. Granted, but the guilt of not having followed the other poster's rule shall follow the both of us for life

I wish i had a decent french accent.

Nightwolf · March 09, 2009, 04:24:40 AM

Granted. People think you're French. Unfortunately, you traveled back in time when the French were in war.
*dead*

I wish I could touch halo .-.

Zylos · March 09, 2009, 04:42:43 AM

Granted. *kicks you up into space so you can touch a halo*

I wish I could draw better. ._.

Nightwolf · March 09, 2009, 05:49:39 AM

Granted. You started drawing everything possible. You drew your own death.

I wish I could touch Zylos ;-;