Wish Gone Wrong

[Zylos]

Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.

I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.

[tSwitch]

Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.

that's ok, he couldn't be up here for 2 years anyway, by then I won't have to rely on wishes

I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.

granted, he becomes a twat

I wish I could have chinese food for lunch and it was good and not diseased or something

[Zylos]

Granted. It turns out though that you are allergic to something they put in it, so you have to be rushed to the hospital.

I wish I wasn't so unlucky at love.

[tSwitch]

granted, you get very very lucky with love.  but the rest of your life suffers, you become poor, emo, and eventually kill yourself.

I wish I had the power to control time perfectly

[Daniel Otterbach]

Granted, but you only have the power for less than milli-second, and your reaction speed isn't quick enough to use your newfound ability.

I wish my internet was a little faster.

[tSwitch]

your internet becomes 0.000000000000000000000000000001 kbps faster

I wish

[Daniel Otterbach]

Granted, but you accidentally get OLO instead.

I wish would become .

[tSwitch]

granted but then it became

I wish when I punched something I'd do more damage

[Forty]

Wish granted, but you accidently punch yourself for +25 damage

I wish this wish won't be granted.

[tSwitch]

granted

I wish we could all get along

[Daniel Otterbach]

Granted. But we all suddenly speak different languages and can't understand a word each other says.

I wish I could solve world hunger.

[tSwitch]

you solve world hunger, we're now all cannibals.
gratz, you solved overpopulation too!

I wish I had more money than I do now

[Zylos]

Granted, but you still have to pay it back.

I wish I had some ice cream right now... ;_;

[ezel]

Granted, You finished eating a whole Gallon of ice cream in less than an hour.
But after eating, this whats happened to you: buwaaarrrrr!!!
[spoiler][/spoiler]

I wish Someone will clean up that ice cream mess.

[Zylos]

Granted. *hands you a mop* Get to it.

I wish this wish would hold still for a second.

[ezel]

  Me, mopping the fu**ing ice cream 

I wish Zylos is helping me here. 

[WhyMischievous]

Granted, but Zylos slipped and went unconscious 

I wish this topic was back alive 

[tSwitch]

granted, but you take its place in the grave

I wish that my next wish could not be corrupted in any way, shape, or form.

[Nightwolf]

Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be.

* Agent shoots Nam

I wish Nam never read that.

[Zeichwolf]

Granted. But unfortunately he instead read your secret confession of love for him.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[tSwitch]

Granted, you had a million dollars...yesterday.
you don't today.

I wish it was the 20th of March tomorrow.

Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be.

* Agent shoots Nam

[Zylos]

Granted. It's the 20th of March tomorrow. No strings attached.

...the fact that you've already been shot dead might be a downside, but that's not part of the wish.



I wish I had a silver fox plushie. ._.

[tSwitch]

Granted, you had a silver fox plushie.
that is, before Zeich lit it on fire.

I wish I currently had in my possession a larger collection of music that I like.

[Zylos]

Granted, but the autorities latch on to you for illegal downloading.

I wish I could at least find someplace that sells the plushie without getting it burned or destroyed. ._.

[Zeichwolf]

Granted. The company doesn't burn and/or destroy the plushie. You do- every plushie you touch dies!

I wish that the next person's wish won't be corrupted.