Wish Gone Wrong

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 09:59:30 PM

Granted, but you will eventually be killed by Skywalker.

I wish there was a Star Wars Eps. VII.

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:00:26 PM

Granted, but all the roles are played by mimes.

I wish all the old star wars were remade!

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 10:01:37 PM

Granted, but since the remakes aren't written by Lucas, they suck.

I wish remakes didn't suck.

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:03:29 PM

Granted, but USA becomes to rich with money from the remakes. Then canada invades out of jealousy.

I wish Mexico would be less hot.

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 10:07:59 PM

Granted. An earthquake breaks Mexico away from the rest of the continent and it drifts away to Antarctica.

I wish I had tickets to see Avenue Q.

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:09:16 PM

granted but u have to sit inbetween to annoying ppl

I wish I knew what Avenue Q was

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 10:13:34 PM

Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_Q

I wish I owned Wikipedia.

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:14:29 PM

granted, but you get no money

I wish I owned money

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 10:16:17 PM

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had a lot of real money.

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:17:47 PM

Granted, but the wishmaster comes along and burns your money as it burns you to death.

I wish I had a thread with this many replies

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 10:19:35 PM

Granted. You are now the owner of the porn thread.

I wish my game thread would get more replies...

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:21:09 PM

Granted, my game thread causes people to get bored and go to your thread.

I wish I didnt just say that lol

Zylos · December 30, 2007, 10:23:02 PM

Granted, but everything you "didn't" say still came true and they all came to my thread.

I wish that statment was true...

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 10:24:44 PM

granted, but they all went to your thread and became zombies!

I wish that sounded cooler

HolyQuebec · December 30, 2007, 10:34:44 PM

wish granted,but only for you. not for the others.

i wish a good massage <.<

Ofdensen · December 30, 2007, 11:56:11 PM

Wish granted, but its Big Gay Al administering it.

I wish I had some food

muplah · December 31, 2007, 12:09:09 AM

granted but its plastic

i wish i knew what i could wish for.

Ofdensen · December 31, 2007, 12:11:17 AM

Granted, You could wish for some +rep... Gives +rep

I wish for some metal food now haha

HolyQuebec · December 31, 2007, 03:57:29 AM

granted, but your stomach can't digest it GG NOOB xD

i wish for sex tonight <3

Zylos · December 31, 2007, 01:44:30 PM

Granted, but you get aids from it.

I wish people would stop f***ing -reping me for no reason when I'm not even online!

muplah · December 31, 2007, 05:16:35 PM

granted but your account got deleted

i wish i had $20 in US currencey in my left pants pocket

Zylos · December 31, 2007, 06:30:41 PM

Granted, but I pickpocketed you, so now I have the $20 instead.

I wish I had a better way to make a living than pickpocketing people.

Ofdensen · December 31, 2007, 08:47:59 PM

Granted but you get arrested for pimping.

I really wish I knew who keeps -repping me. Its annoying, I havent done anything wrong to anyone lol.

Zylos · December 31, 2007, 09:05:10 PM

Granted. You're accidentally doing it yourself.

I wish I had a "get out of jail free" card.

HolyQuebec · January 02, 2008, 12:05:01 AM

granted,but the ''next turn'',you stepped on mah hotel XD

i wish i was drunk lol <.<