Wish Gone Wrong

Granted....but now they aren't because I am God and I can do whatever I want.



I wish I got to be God more often....

Granted, but when the real god finds out he comes back and forces you through 1000 years of being stabed by 100 knives.


I wish I had a chocolate bar...

Granted. You ate it, and when you were busy eating, the chocolate monster eats you.


I wish i wished a wish right now.

Granted, but your wish didn't come true

I wish I wasn't weird

Wish granted, but you blend in with every other copy that inhabits this world.

I wish I was uber-cool.

Granted, and you end up alone in the South Pole.

I wish I have a cute puppy.

granted, but the cute puppy farts every 5 Minutes.

I wish I could Bite Kitten's Ears ;___;

lol wut
Granted, but you but a real kitten's ears.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but peace doesn't last for too long.  And here we are again, sadly.

I wish I could go "outside" and see the world, and then meet my online friends...  Yeh.

Granted, but you have 1 day to do so, starting now.

I wish I could Beat an Army of 300 with just one spell...

Granted, but the spell failed at critical moments.

I wish I could beat THE army of 300 with just one swing of a sword

Granted, but the power makes you into Curry Beef 

I wish to drink some Vanilla Milk.

Wish granted, but you drank too much and then someone cracked a joke and it all shot out your nose.

I wish i had 3 wishes.

Granted, but you can only wish for 3 bags of popcorn.


I wish To get an Arrow-One =X

granted, instead you get me! because there was something lost in translation.

i wish i was a milkshake.

Granted, but you are spilled down the drain due to disgusting taste.

I wish my roomie would stop looking over my shoulder as I type my wish.

wish granted and he turns into a chicken, except he then pecks ur eyes out...



i wish my roomate was not preventing me from getting work done...

Granted, but you're too lazy to get any work down anyway.

I wish I had something witty to type here.

granted but since i don't have anything witty to say to fill that in, then you don't actually get anything witty to say



i wish the sky was red...

Granted. Your house catches on fire and lights up the night sky.

I wish I had a soda right now.

granted, but the soda lid doesn't open very easy and when you finally get it to rip open you cut ur hand and you bleed to death


i wish i didn't have to write an essay tonight...

Granted, instead you have an hour long presentation to give in five minutes. Good luck!

I wish for a dancing banana.

 granted,


but then it transforms into -->


and you die



i wish it was a little warmer outside

Granted. You are stranded in the desert.

I wish for a tasty dessert.

Granted, but it comes with Sanjaya.