Wish Gone Wrong

[Zylos]

*psst, make a wish after you grant one*

[Ofdensen]

Look what tiredeness does, I guess I didnt even want to wish lol.  Fine tho, I wish for a enormus DVD Collection!

[Zylos]

Granted, but your DVD player is broken so you can't play any of them.

I wish I didn't have a twin brother.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, but he was replaced with Charles Nelson Rileys corpse

Ok now a collection of video games and there consoles!

[Zylos]

Granted, but Jack Thompson comes to your house and takes all of them away ten minutes after you get them.

I wish I had more internet time.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, but Aliens come to Earth and hi-jack the internet, so All you get to hear and see are loops of The Chad Mitchell Trio.

I WANT A CAKE!

[Zylos]

Granted. *Throws cake in Dominicko's face*

I wish I could get out of the house more often during my winter break.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, then the Earths temperature goes below lethal levels, and you partially freeze, until I come and save you that is :p

I wish I could have a Porsche 911

[Zylos]

Granted, but due to your taxes the government impounds it.

I wish I had a wish that others would wish for too.

[Ofdensen]

granted! You get Brad Pitt! lol

I wish I had a wish left to wish!

[Zylos]

Granted, but you still don't know what to do with that wish.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, so you wish for britney spears, death!

I wish for a way to bring back the dead lol.

[Zylos]

Granted. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/necroposting

I wish more people would +rep me.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, Ill rep you in about 2 hours lol.
but you are never repped again


I wish to keep my rep streak alive lol

[Zylos]

Granted. I'll rep you after you've repped me. (rep, not rape.)

I wish people would stop poking fun at furries.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, but they start poking fun at people calling themselves Zylos!

I wish for a cute little puppy <3

[HolyQuebec]

granted and it peed on ur face

i wish a wii

[Ofdensen]

granted, but you lose your real wii.

I wish I had a bouncy ball!

[Zylos]

Granted, but the ball bounces into a pool of water and you drown trying to get it out.

I wish the PS3 cost less and had more games.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, then Hell freezes over.

I wish I owned a PS3 just so I could gloat about how rich I probably would be.

[HolyQuebec]

wish granted but you didn't buy any ps3 games,u only had ps2 games and you bought the 40 gig ps3 by mistake LOL GG

i wish i had a gf that isnt mad at me all the time LOLLLL

[Zylos]

Granted, but she breaks up with you during your first date.

I wish I had something witty to say here...again...

[Ofdensen]

granted, but you lose the ability to call yourself furry.

I wish that Zylos could be furry again! <3

[Zylos]

Granted. No catch.

I wish I had an icecream right now.

[Ofdensen]

Granted, but the flavor is vomit!

I wish I had A empire for myself!