Wish Gone Wrong

Granted but starts over from the embryo stage with your current consciousness.

I wish I have a harem.

Granted but God doesn't know what a harem is ... So... no cake

I wish I didn't have to have another operation at the end of next month

Wish granted, but now you have about three of them and they are tomorrow!
I wish I had the best gaming computer ever made.

you have the best gaming computer ever made...but no games to play on it, or money to buy games

I wish I had telepathy and the ability to shut it off/turn it on/select who to listen to

(also, can we stray from "you get it then die" or  "then the world explodes" or something stupid and uncreative like that, and corrupt the actual wish itself? I've seen this on other forums and all I saw was that kind of uncreative bullcrap)

Granted...But you can use it Once a Week.


I wish someone followed NAMKCOR Suggestion.

Granted but youre the one following it.
I wish that ********* halo2xp patch worked 

Granted...but the Controls for it doesn't work...

I wish to eat Some Donuts.

granted but you get some 500 years old, and believe me, they dont taste nice...
I wish the Controls for Halo 2 also worked.

Granted, game works fine, but computer busted.

I wish to have a decent vacation.

Granted, but the plane runs out of fuel on the way back

I wish this god damn download would hurry up

granted, but its incomplete.
I wish i had a banana:P

Granted, but its mouldy inside (eww)

I wish my download limit was unlimited =(

Granted but all your downloads are corrupt.

I wish I didnt get homework and I passed my school.

Granted, but you became so stupid of not making homework that you end up working at McDonalds.

I wish I had a Wii.

Granted, but your Wii got stolen.

I wish I didn't have Vista.

Granted but you'll get Windows 95.

I wish I could script. >.>

you are the greatest scripter in the world....in cobalt
(for those who don't know, cobalt is a base programming language that the early windoze's were built with, it's also dead and useless)

I wish my room would ALWAYS be clean

Your room is always clean, but the cleanliness drives you into hysteria.

I wish I had a black rubber dildo

you get your dildo
but I'm not gonna say where it is...

I wish I had a better internet connection

you do, but you forget how to use it.

I wish I had more icecream...

You get more ice cream.
But you died off of brain freeze.

I wish I have a pirate ship.

Granted, you get a pirate ship, but it's faulty... so the first time you sail you sink.

I wish that bastard upstairs would stop drilling when I'm trying to sleep.

Granted, you are injected with caffiene, locked inside, and made to stay up forever and listen to the drilling... the endless driling... which eventually drives you insane.

I wish I... um... I whish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you know what to wish for, but the wish is so lame you spontaneously combust and die.

I wish I wasn't hyper...

Ganted, but your the Most Boring Person on the Entire Earth.


I wish I could Have Everyone as My Property...Including Saucy.