Wish Gone Wrong

Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.

I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.

Granted. But you only make enough money for you and you alone to live in. No sweetheart.

that's ok, he couldn't be up here for 2 years anyway, by then I won't have to rely on wishes

I wish Billy Bullshit wasn't such a twat.

granted, he becomes a twat

I wish I could have chinese food for lunch and it was good and not diseased or something

Granted. It turns out though that you are allergic to something they put in it, so you have to be rushed to the hospital.

I wish I wasn't so unlucky at love.

granted, you get very very lucky with love.  but the rest of your life suffers, you become poor, emo, and eventually kill yourself.

I wish I had the power to control time perfectly

Granted, but you only have the power for less than milli-second, and your reaction speed isn't quick enough to use your newfound ability.

I wish my internet was a little faster.

your internet becomes 0.000000000000000000000000000001 kbps faster

I wish

Granted, but you accidentally get OLO instead.

I wish would become .

granted but then it became

I wish when I punched something I'd do more damage

Wish granted, but you accidently punch yourself for +25 damage

I wish this wish won't be granted.

granted

I wish we could all get along

Granted. But we all suddenly speak different languages and can't understand a word each other says.

I wish I could solve world hunger.

you solve world hunger, we're now all cannibals.
gratz, you solved overpopulation too!

I wish I had more money than I do now

Granted, but you still have to pay it back.

I wish I had some ice cream right now... ;_;

Granted, You finished eating a whole Gallon of ice cream in less than an hour.
But after eating, this whats happened to you: buwaaarrrrr!!!

Spoiler for:

I wish Someone will clean up that ice cream mess.

Granted. *hands you a mop* Get to it.

I wish this wish would hold still for a second.

  Me, mopping the fu**ing ice cream 

I wish Zylos is helping me here. 

Granted, but Zylos slipped and went unconscious 

I wish this topic was back alive  :'(

granted, but you take its place in the grave

I wish that my next wish could not be corrupted in any way, shape, or form.

Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be.

* Agent shoots Nam

I wish Nam never read that.

Granted. But unfortunately he instead read your secret confession of love for him.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, you had a million dollars...yesterday.
you don't today.

I wish it was the 20th of March tomorrow.

Granted, but your NEXT wish wont be corrupter. You current wish will be.

* Agent shoots Nam

Granted. It's the 20th of March tomorrow. No strings attached.

...the fact that you've already been shot dead might be a downside, but that's not part of the wish.



I wish I had a silver fox plushie. ._.

Granted, you had a silver fox plushie.
that is, before Zeich lit it on fire.

I wish I currently had in my possession a larger collection of music that I like.

Granted, but the autorities latch on to you for illegal downloading.

I wish I could at least find someplace that sells the plushie without getting it burned or destroyed. ._.

Granted. The company doesn't burn and/or destroy the plushie. You do- every plushie you touch dies!

I wish that the next person's wish won't be corrupted.