Wish Gone Wrong

Zylos · March 09, 2009, 05:54:05 AM

Granted. My mate kills you for touching me.

I wish I could decide what to get for my mates birthday. =/

Sirius · March 09, 2009, 06:13:02 AM

Granted. You end up deciding to buy nothing, and your mate gets all sad $:-\$

I wish I could wake up at 6:30 A.M. like I'm supposed to every morning.

Nightwolf · March 09, 2009, 07:32:28 AM

Granted. You wake up at 6:30

and never sleep..
and go crazy =3

I wish the next poster wouldn't wish.

tSwitch · March 09, 2009, 03:16:12 PM

Granted, but all of his previous corruptions become undone.

Nightwolf · March 09, 2009, 04:27:34 PM

*shoots nam to death so he wont be able to enjoy the undone stuff*

I wish that I was in the same plane as nam, sitting right next to him while he goes on his trip. So i can touch him .-.

(i like touching people ;-;)

Zylos · March 09, 2009, 04:37:15 PM

Granted. Nam then grabs you and manages to push you out the plane midflight because he's annoyed by your touches.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator when it comes to schoolwork.

tSwitch · March 09, 2009, 06:40:16 PM

granted, you aren't. but you're so concerned with schoolwork now, that your mate leaves you for neglecting him, and finds someone else.

I wish I was smarter than everyone else.

Zeichwolf · March 10, 2009, 05:36:12 AM

Granted, but now you're forced into slavery and are made to do everyone's homework.

I wish I could finish my first project.

Nightwolf · March 10, 2009, 08:49:37 AM

Granted. You did that. But it was so bad...so bad that people killed you with a hammer.

I wish I could speak German .-.

Jonesy · March 10, 2009, 09:10:57 AM

Gewährt, aber Sie können nicht lesen Deutsch.

I wish I had bandwith-less internet =/

tSwitch · March 10, 2009, 12:51:17 PM

granted, you have bandwidth less internet.
too bad you can't do anything online now...what with no bandwidth.

I wish I could travel forward in time.

Zeichwolf · March 10, 2009, 02:10:24 PM

You can, but you age as you do so. It's called living.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Chase_Leader · March 10, 2009, 02:14:09 PM

Wish granted, from now on thats all you think about...your mind doesn't allow you to think of anything else, you will end up thinking of a trillion things to wish for...but you don't care you are constantly in search of something new to wish for...you will eventually end up going insane because of this...

I wish for world domination!

tSwitch · March 11, 2009, 01:21:23 AM

Granted, the world is now dominated...by me!

I wish I could sell the world to an interdimensional alien force for massive profit.

Sirius · March 11, 2009, 04:42:23 AM

Granted, but the aliens brainwash you, thus forcing you to lose all memory you had of said massive profit.

I wish I could make better wishes.

Nightwolf · March 11, 2009, 01:51:15 PM

Granted. But, surprisingly, something went wrong with it!

I wish you wished that I wished I wished you wished something.

Zeichwolf · March 12, 2009, 02:18:41 PM

Granted, but the wish got so confused that it ~~spontaneously combusted, killing all within a 30-mile radius~~ simply got canceled.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Nightwolf · March 13, 2009, 04:53:19 PM

Granted. You know the meaning of life. It's supposed to be a secret only God knows, and I'm not letting you share.

* Agent kills Zeichy =3

I wisheth Thou Kisseth..
..

Arbiter · March 23, 2009, 12:02:38 AM

Granted, only problem is I will never stop

I wish that I could move in my new house tomorrow.

Kathryn · March 23, 2009, 01:36:39 AM

Granted. But there's a whole shitload of fatal diseases coating every surface, an infection some guys were going to get rid of before you moved in. But since you've moved in early, you're now screwed.

I wish my imagination did not fail me on a regular basis.

Nightwolf · March 23, 2009, 12:10:50 PM

Granted. Your imagination took you to a world better than others, but soon it became corrupted but
oh
its too late

you cant come back
what will you do
omg suicide.

I wish omg.

Zylos · March 25, 2009, 03:20:24 PM

Granted. *burns Nightwolf* OMG!

~~I wish... I wish to go to the festival~! I wish my cow would give us some milk~! I wish we had a child~!~~
...I wish I could get that damn musical out of my head. >_<

Kathryn · March 25, 2009, 10:09:51 PM

Granted. You now have that goddamn musical in your head.

Ewww. I wish that didn't sound so disturbing...

Arbiter · April 05, 2009, 07:39:03 AM

Granted. You now don't sound disturbing but the only word to ever come out of your mouth again is "Ewww".

I wish that it was Monday already.

Chase_Leader · April 05, 2009, 03:14:58 PM

Wish was granted, but something strange happened, you were sent back in time to a Monday long ago before your existence, you are stuck as a ghost lost in time.

I wish that the snow would just go away...