Wish Gone Wrong

Granted. My mate kills you for touching me.

I wish I could decide what to get for my mates birthday. =/

Granted. You end up deciding to buy nothing, and your mate gets all sad 

I wish I could wake up at 6:30 A.M. like I'm supposed to every morning.

Granted. You wake up at 6:30


and never sleep..
and go crazy =3



I wish the next poster wouldn't wish.

Granted, but all of his previous corruptions become undone.

*shoots nam to death so he wont be able to enjoy the undone stuff*


I wish that I was in the same plane as nam, sitting right next to him while he goes on his trip. So i can touch him .-.





(i like touching people ;-;)

Granted. Nam then grabs you and manages to push you out the plane midflight because he's annoyed by your touches.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator when it comes to schoolwork.

granted, you aren't.  but you're so concerned with schoolwork now, that your mate leaves you for neglecting him, and finds someone else.

I wish I was smarter than everyone else.

Granted, but now you're forced into slavery and are made to do everyone's homework.

I wish I could finish my first project.

Granted. You did that. But it was so bad...so bad that people killed you with a hammer.


I wish I could speak German .-.

Gewährt, aber Sie können nicht lesen Deutsch.



I wish I had bandwith-less internet =/

granted, you have bandwidth less internet.
too bad you can't do anything online now...what with no bandwidth.

I wish I could travel forward in time.

You can, but you age as you do so. It's called living.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Wish granted, from now on thats all you think about...your mind doesn't allow you to think of anything else, you will end up thinking of a trillion things to wish for...but you don't care you are constantly in search of something new to wish for...you will eventually end up going insane because of this...

I wish for world domination!

Granted, the world is now dominated...by me!

I wish I could sell the world to an interdimensional alien force for massive profit.

Granted, but the aliens brainwash you, thus forcing you to lose all memory you had of said massive profit.

I wish I could make better wishes.

Granted. But, surprisingly, something went wrong with it!

I wish you wished that I wished I wished you wished something.

Granted, but the wish got so confused that it spontaneously combusted, killing all within a 30-mile radius simply got canceled.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted. You know the meaning of life. It's supposed to be a secret only God knows, and I'm not letting you share.

* Agent kills Zeichy =3

I wisheth Thou Kisseth..
..

Granted, only problem is I will never stop

I wish that I could move in my new house tomorrow.

Granted. But there's a whole shitload of fatal diseases coating every surface, an infection some guys were going to get rid of before you moved in. But since you've moved in early, you're now screwed.

I wish my imagination did not fail me on a regular basis.

Granted. Your imagination took you to a world better than others, but soon it became corrupted but
oh
its too late

you cant come back
what will you do
omg suicide.



I wish omg.

Granted. *burns Nightwolf* OMG!


I wish... I wish to go to the festival~! I wish my cow would give us some milk~! I wish we had a child~!
...I wish I could get that damn musical out of my head. >_<

Granted. You now have that goddamn musical in your head.

Ewww. I wish that didn't sound so disturbing...

Granted. You now don't sound disturbing but the only word to ever come out of your mouth again is "Ewww".

I wish that it was Monday already.

Wish was granted, but something strange happened, you were sent back in time to a Monday long ago before your existence, you are stuck as a ghost lost in time.

I wish that the snow would just go away...