Wish Gone Wrong

...but then the guy granting it got lazy and ditched you.

I wish I could play DDR right now. No, really.

You slip, fall, and break your nose.

I wish I had a moose antler mounted on my wall.

Wish granted, but then it gets "placed" in your skull

I wish I had a gf

Granted, but she turns out to be a bitchula that cheats on you and doesn't let you do ANYTHING to her.

I wish my i-pod would work again.

wish granted, but when u pluged in the headphones it sparked and lit you hair on fire.

i wish i had pie...

Granted, but then it exploded. Like, NUCLEAR.

I wish my son loved me... :'( (he abuses me and tells me to fuck off a lot)

granted but you figure out that it a decoy and your real son shoots you in the head.

i wish i have better luck with things..

Granted, but it's only with specific things, like pencils.

I wish I made my sewing class stuff perfectly.

But then you "accidently" sewed your fingers together

I wish I had never made a wish

granted but an event happens to where a wish woud be handy and u end up dead.

i wish people would speach more(yes speech)

Granted, but then you have to here 8 Hours of Speach all Day long, in everywhere you go, someone gives a Speech!!! (Oh The Inhumanity!!!!)

I wish I never said that...

granted, but then your parents enter the room and gives u a speech on how you should have said it.

i wish i could feel my foot...

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I had like ten thousand cartons of cancer sticks.

Granted but they'e empty. And then they explode.

I wish I had some good food right now.

Granted, but then you eat too much, get fat, and become one of the millions of other fat people in America. Then you explode.

I wish I could not die

Then you are doomed to walk the Earth alone for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

But then terrorists captured you and the only way out was a wish!

I wish I had "connections" with the mob

Granted, but they were in your anus.

I wish Final Fantasy would just disappear.

It does, but you disapear with it!

I wish I had a trained bear

Granted, but it is trained by your rival, and you think it is yours but it was sent to eat you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up to clean my house every weekend.

granted but instead you had to clean the world

i wish i could read minds

Granted, but the horrors of somepeoples minds drive you to insanity where you kill yourself.

I wish my dear Rioshene a wonderful day

Granted, but then Rioshene breaks a mirror.

I wish I had great legs.

granted but there just lamps

i wish i was a wolf

Granted, but then it was taken because you didn't use proper vocabulary.
...sorry. I had to.


I WISH I COULD PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS!!!