Wish Gone Wrong

ORANGEKaireiIs! · February 28, 2007, 12:15:37 AM

...but then the guy granting it got lazy and ditched you.

I wish I could play DDR right now. No, really.

Arrow · February 28, 2007, 01:37:50 AM

You slip, fall, and break your nose.

I wish I had a moose antler mounted on my wall.

Forty · February 28, 2007, 08:42:56 PM

Wish granted, but then it gets "placed" in your skull

I wish I had a gf

ORANGEKaireiIs! · February 28, 2007, 11:47:06 PM

Granted, but she turns out to be a bitchula that cheats on you and doesn't let you do ANYTHING to her.

I wish my i-pod would work again.

Yukimora · March 01, 2007, 12:09:31 AM

wish granted, but when u pluged in the headphones it sparked and lit you hair on fire.

i wish i had pie...

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 01, 2007, 12:13:44 AM

Granted, but then it exploded. Like, NUCLEAR.

I wish my son loved me...

(he abuses me and tells me to fuck off a lot)

Yukimora · March 01, 2007, 12:30:20 AM

granted but you figure out that it a decoy and your real son shoots you in the head.

i wish i have better luck with things..

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 01, 2007, 02:33:09 AM

Granted, but it's only with specific things, like pencils.

I wish I made my sewing class stuff perfectly.

Forty · March 02, 2007, 02:43:50 AM

But then you "accidently" sewed your fingers together

I wish I had never made a wish

Yukimora · March 02, 2007, 02:58:37 AM

granted but an event happens to where a wish woud be handy and u end up dead.

i wish people would speach more(yes speech)

Karo Rushe · March 02, 2007, 03:01:16 AM

Granted, but then you have to here 8 Hours of Speach all Day long, in everywhere you go, someone gives a Speech!!! (Oh The Inhumanity!!!!)

I wish I never said that...

Yukimora · March 02, 2007, 03:04:11 AM

granted, but then your parents enter the room and gives u a speech on how you should have said it.

i wish i could feel my foot...

SexualBubblegumX · March 02, 2007, 01:34:59 PM

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I had like ten thousand cartons of cancer sticks.

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 02, 2007, 02:32:02 PM

Granted but they'e empty. And then they explode.

I wish I had some good food right now.

Forty · March 02, 2007, 03:05:52 PM

Granted, but then you eat too much, get fat, and become one of the millions of other fat people in America. Then you explode.

I wish I could not die

Arrow · March 02, 2007, 03:07:18 PM

Then you are doomed to walk the Earth alone for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Forty · March 02, 2007, 03:15:49 PM

But then terrorists captured you and the only way out was a wish!

I wish I had "connections" with the mob

Arrow · March 02, 2007, 03:17:23 PM

Granted, but they were in your anus.

I wish Final Fantasy would just disappear. $:-\$

Forty · March 02, 2007, 07:11:20 PM

It does, but you disapear with it!

I wish I had a trained bear

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 03, 2007, 12:39:03 AM

Granted, but it is trained by your rival, and you think it is yours but it was sent to eat you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up to clean my house every weekend.

Yukimora · March 03, 2007, 12:46:46 AM

granted but instead you had to clean the world

i wish i could read minds

Morris Lawry · March 03, 2007, 12:50:12 AM

Granted, but the horrors of somepeoples minds drive you to insanity where you kill yourself.

I wish my dear Rioshene a wonderful day

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 03, 2007, 02:46:38 AM

Granted, but then Rioshene breaks a mirror.

I wish I had great legs.

Yukimora · March 03, 2007, 02:48:54 AM

granted but there just lamps

i wish i was a wolf

ORANGEKaireiIs! · March 03, 2007, 02:50:23 AM

Granted, but then it was taken because you didn't use proper vocabulary.
...sorry. I had to.

I WISH I COULD PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS!!!