Wish Gone Wrong

Granted... and you get pummelled with thousands of endless PMs

I wish this game was in real life

Wish granted, but Zues (a.k.a. Jupiter), who was wished up on the last page kicks your @$$.

I wish I could play Maple Story without it constantly bugging up.

Granted but your computer blows up leaving you with sars and burns all over your body... and glass in your ass.

I wish that Mr T could REALLY "Pitty the fool"

Granted, but Mr. T dies of confusion because it's "Pity the fool." not "Pitty the fool." And he can't comprehend the extra "T" and EXPLODES!
[I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, I just couldn't think of anything]

I wish to be able to suck myself off.
XD

Granted... your fantasies not mine

I wish I had a sig like yours

Wish granted but by looking at it you turn yourself into stone

I wish a Chuck Norris would kick all your asses

Granted, but as all asses fell off Chuck Norris got scared and killed himself...

I wish all members at rmrk (or at least you who read this) would join my new forum at http://kotatsu.studio.nu. 

Granted but we all take over your site and call it LLAMA.net

I wish I was a fruit salad with hidden needles in it so no-one could eat me

Wish granted. But I still eat you.

I wish I had an iPod.

Granted but it has no memory on it

I wish I could think of more wishes... i'm clean out

Not granted, because so is the genie...


I wish you would read, like, enjoy and be crazy everytime a new chapter comes out of my new story here at rmrk.net!  Read about the Bean Chronicles!

Wish granted, but you make  seem like a pervert 

I wish I could be without lying.

Not granted because Kess didn't grant my wish

I wish my wish was granted

Granted, but there was no wish in the first place.

I wish I had a badge

Granted but you stab yourself in the heart and die

I wish i had \/'s Brain

Granted, but your body is unable to comprehend it's amazing abilities.

I wish I had some sushi

Granted, but the raw fish gives you AIDS and you die 

I wish I would never turn hungry or thirsty

Granted, but as you never ate, you died...

I wish you who said something bad about anything japanese would die!

Granted but you remember you said something bad and you die

I wish i ruled the earth

Granted but you have to pay the rent

I wish I made a wish earlier

Wish granted, but space would get messed up and we'd all die.

I wish I had a rolex

Granted, but you get robbed as soon as you walk out the store

I wish i ruled the earth... Rent free

Granted... you have to look after all the peoples on it

I wish I could send messages through my mind to other peoples' minds psychically

Granted, but you will exceed bandwith limit

I wish I looked like 

Wish granted, but you accidently send a VERY embarrassing message to your mom.

I wish NP+ 2.0 would be released soon.