Wish Gone Wrong

Granted but they turn against you and slaughter your whole family

I wish for a sombreyro

Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a mountain of Domino's Buffalo Chicken Kickers.

Granted but they turn into spider-man 3 DVD's and you die of boredom

I wish for a million dollars

Wish granted, but Timmy Turners dad steals them from you.

I wish I didn't watch so much Fairly OddParents.

Granted but you die since you watch Jimmy ****ing Neutron

I wish to rule the universe

Wish granted, but the Apocalypse comes right before you take control and the universe is destroyed.
I wish I was immortal.

Granted but you are shot 50 times every minute for being immortal.

I wish for a hot-dog that could do no harm to anything

Granted, but the hot dog turns over a new leaf and eats your face. painfully.

I didn't quite catch your wish...

I wish for a wii

You get a Wii, and it was the last one. But it was a defect, and you have to wait another 10 weeks for the next shipment.

I wish my friend didn't have a FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR budget for his damn computer.

Wish granted, but he now has a TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR budget.
I wish I had a perfectly working Wii in the next five minutes .

Not gonna happen, didn't you hear what happened to Chaezy?       xP

I wish... I wish I would found FMA the movie: Conqueror of Shambala in japanese with english subs NOW!!

Wish granted, but when you play it, you find out that it's really Barney Gone Wild.
I wish the I could at least see a real Wii.

Granted, but to do so, you had to come home to me and you died because of the poor quality of the tv you get to play a little Wii on...

I wish /\ weren't  's best friend!

Granted, but moves in and makes you his bitch. You're the receiver.

I wish I had more wine :<

wish granted but you drank too much and died

I wish nothing went wrong with my wish or everyones heads would explode.

Granted, U got nothing from your wish 

I wish I could be with Saucy <3

GRANTED BUT GOOD LUCK CLEANING IT UP

I wish I were me...

Granted...but you lost you're God Powers !_!

I wish I can be \/  +___+

Wish granted, but I kill you for stealing my identity.
I wish I could fly (and wasn't scared of heights).

Wish granted but you get shot in the wing/arm/rectum

I wish I'd left school

Granted, but you think else when you thierty and have to do it then.
I wish that rpg maker could read your mind.

Granted but it makes a hardcore porno game and sends it to your girlfriend and mum

I wish I had a nice big juicy pair of...

Spoiler for:

Oranges!!!

Spoiler for:

Wish granted but spolier 2 had nothing so now you have 2 nice juicy oranges and... Nothing
I wish your pc explodes in your face (who dares to grand )

Granted! But it's Radioactivity gives me a Super CHin and I turn myself in the CrimsonChin!!! xD


I wish I could return back to my childhood