Wish Gone Wrong

Was that 'wish granted' to mine or ferenn's wish?

Wish granted but there is a major bug in it that shuts don your pc for eternity

I wish I had a brain

Wish granted.

I wish...

Granted, but you fail.

I wish that I could see members names...

Granted, but then you found out your own name and got petrified of fright for the rest of the eternity!

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school next week... THAT IT WAS SUMMER VACATION ALREADY!

Granted, but then you find out that they changed Summer Vacation to only 3 days long and then you had to go to UBER SCHOOL. (Which is really hard and boring)

I wish I wish I had DSL.

Wish granted, but your DSL is slower than dial-up.

I wish that I could find a cool new MMO.

Granted but you have to pay a s**t load of money to sign up to it

I wish I had a s**t load of money

Granted, but it all goes to //\\'s MMO

I wish I had a new set of speakers.

Granted but they pick up really wierd signals and start spurting mushrooms out their newly grown eyes

I wish I could swim around the world in a day

Wish granted, but you fall asleep in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and drown.
I wish I could find a private server for the MMO from my last wish.

Wish granted but there are lasers in the MMO that shoot everything that moves

I wish I was made of chocolate so I could eat myself

Wish Granted but... well you ate yourself

I wish that I had infinite amount of money!

Granted, but everyone would beat the hell outta you and take it.

I wish I had a big house.

Granted, Couldnt find the kitchen and starved

I wish i wasn't bored

Granted... your brother walks in the room and rapes you

I wish I could script a bit more

Granted, but you would be bombed with requests resulting in

Spoiler for:

Death.

I wish I wouldn't have so many sprite jobs 

Granted, you get very very bored and your head caploades!

I wish i was an orange bean (dont make me eat myself i hate beans )

Granted but you are eaten by a geuine donkey man

I wish I was a Vending Machine

Granted, but here everything can happen so, some weird guys put in their 'thingies' so you would become sooooo gay...

I wish I weren't one of those guys () ...  :'(       

Granted, but unfortunately men have needs....... and you became one of them.....

I wish i owned flash and owned at flash!

Granted, but people start to hate your talents

I wish my face had a blue hue.

Granted but you look like Chell from Star Trek and commit suicide instantly

I wish I had another holy hand potato after throwing my last one at TeaBag and his Canadian army of Walruses

Granted. 'nuff said 

I wish we could revive our dead penguin.

granted, only now it's horny for walrus flesh.

I wish I knew the best way to prepare potatoes.

Granted, but they'd explode in your face.

I wish I was able to command nuclear bombs.