Wish Gone Wrong

I wish you just made a mother fucken wish.

granted but I wished for you to be emo.

I wish you were emo.

sorry boout that last one.

granted, but i dont wanna b.

wishi could fly.

Granted, but then I smite you with a Sword of Ass Kicking +7.

I wish some one would give me a pile of those swords.

Granted, you now posses a pile of Smiting Swords +7

Wish i had a Smiting sowrd +8

Granted, but then you realise you don't know how to use a sword.

I wish I had some asses to kick.

Granted, 5,000 goblins apear in front of you.

wish i could see srtight

Granted, but I Slash u with my Bazooka instantly.

Wish I had that Axe-killer-Mod-Axe!!!

granted but only mods that you have never seen or met

I wish I had 400 nickles

Granted, but you drop them all down various storm drains.

I wish I could write down my musical ideas before I ended up forgetting them.

Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.

I wish I could lift Mjolnir.

Granted but Thor wants it back by noon

I wish my thumb wasnt broken

Granted, but then you accidentally break your toe.

I still wish I had more cancer sticks.

Wish granted but your dog ate them all and died

I wish i had a ps3

Granted, but now your bankrupt and have to sell your body on the street.

I wish I didn't age.

Granted, but then they Burn you alive and call you a Warlock.

I wish I Could find a way to shut those birds already.

Granted, you find you way. You then have to get ride of the cage.

I WISH FIESTIN MADE A WISH

Granted, but then she raped you.

I wish I'd get revenge for mah daddy being raped!

Granted, but the Cranberries rip you off.

AWFUL.

Granted, but you get raped.

I wish you all knew the glory of listening to Tunak Tunak Tun on loop for two hours.

Granted...But then yer mother points out that "Tunak Tunak Tun is The Devil!!!"

I wish for Someone to wish already!!!

Granted, but then I kill you.

I wish i was a lil more drunk.

GRANTED, but ye get hit by a FLying Car!!!

I wish I Could Get a Giant Polar Bear!!!

Granted, but it's very messy.

I wish I was 50 pounds lighter.

Granted, but then....you get beyond 50 Pounds lighter...

I Wish I Could Play "WORMS!!!"