Wish Gone Wrong

Granted but because you remember so many you get bored of them.

I wish I didnt have to do this stupid assingment im doing at the mo.

Granted. But you get the same work again.

I wish i can control the universe and will not die ever.

Granted, but every one rebels and they crucify you and since you can't die your stuck on that cross untill the end of time.

I wish I had the DVD box set of that.

Granted. But the people who crucified me, crucifies you.

I wish Saturn blew up.

I'd kick your ass because that's my favorite planet outside of our own.

I wish that fucking grammar sig would just disappear.

Granted, but you must buy me one hundred cartons of Marlboros.

What if *gasp* I wasn't a Highlander?

Thor would be pissed off, and kill everybody.

What if nobody played this game for months?

Then we'd be spared from silly shit.


I wish that....... SHAME ON THE CHARLIE THAT PLAYS ON THE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

But then the charlie who plays charlie comes to your door and sexualy harases you

i wish that the noobs didn't steal my toaster

Granted but................ Shame on the Charlie who plays on the Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wish that Charlie bursted out of everyones computer.

The the charlie that was shamed who sexuaaly harased you who then came out a computer stole your toaster

what if the noobs really stole my toaster (again)

Then you'd fall in love with Charlie's 67 year old ass then have his babies.

What if Charlie gave his shame to other poeple?

Then he'd give his shame do you !

i wish that Fu would stop calling me an alchoholic

Then you'd have sex with Charlie again.

I wish  Colonel Fucken Klink!

Colonel Fucken Klink! would ass rape you in the alps with charlie aating your nipples

i wish i had my toaster

Then you'd cry becuase Charlie cheated on you. But then you'd have sex with Colnel Klink too.

I wish this topic would make even more ROFLCOPTERS!

Granted by charlie raped you in your sleep

i wish my toaster ate noobs

Granted, but then you'd just suck off Charlie again.

I wish I could stop laughing.

i wish i was a retard who sucks charlie

granted but you sucked to hard and it came off

i wish you was a noob so my toaster could eat you !

I wish Charlie could ass rape me all night while Colonel Klink made me suck him off.

Granted, But I sell the DVDs for Cash Moneys.

I wish I had more Cash Moneys.

Granted but morris sued you for DVD piracy and framery

I wish i knew who the hell charlie was

Wish Granted, But Ur The Ruler Of "The Real World"

Wish granted you turn to nothing.

I wish for a piece of cheese the size of a house.

You then become severly constipated and exploded.

I wish to be the Ruler of the Sevens.

Granted, but Charlie eats your soul.

I wish I could find a picture of Charlie so we can all get a roflcopter.