Wish Gone Wrong

self blood suck lol


if wish i got 1 dish of a tasty vegetarian 4 peiced pizza in which while eating nothing could go wrong


lol

Granted. But when right after you bite it, it explodes.

I wish i can become a master.

But blizzard farted and it gassed you out

i wish i was signifigantly intelligent

You are but your brain grows an inch too big and you explode..KABOOOOOOOM

I wish I coulld fly.

but you wings fall of and you fall into a pit of isolation, and become emo and start slitting your writst

i wish i could stop playing this game

Granted. Gang members come to your house and kill you.

I wish World of Warcraft was real.

granted, you are now a tree.

I wish I could start mapping for my game already!

Granted. but it became so screwed up you redid all that hard work from start.

I wish i can wield a sword and is master of them.

Granted, but you slip in a puddle and stab yourself.

I wish both my sisters would stop being uber Roxas/Sora/Axel/Demyx/Riku/anyoneI'mmissing uber-fangirl-nerds... -_-;

Granted, But when you was playing Kingdom Hearts 2. Roxas, Sora, Axel, Demyx, Riku and someone kills you.

I wish i can see the future.

Granted, but it drives you insane.

I wish I knew where to find some Man Pan.

Granted but when you do it turns to Man OMGCOCKINURASS

I wish water temples weren't so boring  and sloooooooooow...

Granted, but it makes your Wii explode.

I wish I had more weapons.

granted but slip and stab your self in the stomach.

I wish the stupid song wasnt on the TV

Granted, but your tv breaks right before the show gets good.

I wish I knew where I put the remote...

fine, but the remote has no bateries!

I wish my report card just didn't come in !!!

Granted but when you got it, you have all f's

I wish i host games on Warcraft 3.

fine, but you are WOW's Worst server host

I wish my sig was real!

Granted, but the kitty kills you.

I wish my priest was level 60.

fine, but the numbers get mixed up and you get a -60

I wish someone could make my LOD battle script

Granted, But you get a error on the game.

I wish my game was done.

fine, but then the computer shuts off and you didn't save, loosing 100 PERFECT maps and a great story

hahhhhhhaaaa

I wish Poop

Granted. But it falls all over you.

I wish that there was no life.

Granted, but you become undead and start to smell funny.

I wish that people remembered.... Vote Sexual Bubblegum in 2008, He's just as ill-qualified as the other guys!

Granted, but they now think of yous as a sticky pink N00B.

I wish I could remember all of my kickass dreams, as they're usually about the military and are really fucking great.