Wish Gone Wrong

It became full...OF VOMIT! :ohsnap:

Uh...I wish there were more hours in the day, and they would be designated specifically for leisure.

Granted, but it's for the leisure of a large man named bubba to molest you.

I wish I had more soda

granted, but now your teeth will rot at the age of 30

I wish i didn't see what I saw today..

Granted, you didn't see it bcause you're blind.

I wish Rama Lama Ding Dong came from the sky and started daning for no reason.

Granted but he kills you while dancing.

I wish i was Immortal.

Granted you are now Immortal...your name that is, changes to Immortal

I wish rpg game making was simple!

fine, but now every loser can do it and it loses its fun.

i wish i could use SPAM-U-KAGEN in real life.

Wish granted, but Spam-U-kagen is dorky and no one will ever use it, so you look like a nerd that does finger gestures in the air!


The Punchline...
I wish I wish I had a fish!

This just in: that sucked.

Uh...the fish is enormous, and swallows you Jonah style.

I wish my brother had at least SOMETHING of a sense of humor.

GRANTED! But then I steal your thunder and your labeled as a noob. You being crying like this! "LOLOLOLOLOLOL H-LOL-HA!"

I wish Nightwolf ended the game right here and now!

He does end it, but then what?

I wish My p.e teacher isn't a bitch

Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.

I wish I wasn't fucking tired right now.

(omfg that was rally sick...EWWWWWW she is a friggen 70 yr old lesbo!!!!!! agh *barf*

Granted, you are fully awake for 1 min then fall down and sleep.

I wish you didnt put

Granted, but you make love to her down by the fire and she gives you some diseases.

Granted, but I said something worse.

I wish I could think of something worse.

granted, but its so bad you barf yourself to death after typing it.

I wish people would switch to IE..

fine, and microsoft takes over the world

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

ok, but now you have to "turn off" they changed the name of sleep to turn off...=]

I wish snickers were sooo dam good...

They are, so the candy gods kill you for mocking them

I wish to appease the Candy and video game gods.

Granted. But you are killed by those 2

I wish I can summon demons.

granted, but they kill you

I wish my story was done!

Granted. But everyone didn't hear it/play it.

I wish i was a Dragon Knight.

Not granted. theres a twist.

I wish me was you.

granted but now u are different.

I wish i thought of somthing better

granted..it was a little better but no one noticed.

I wish It was the end of tommorow already and I was in the car going home.

granted but the car breaks down.

I wish i was a vampire