Wish Gone Wrong

Morris Lawry · February 08, 2007, 11:55:57 AM

Granted but the rolfcopter ate the picture

i wish . . .WHAT THE HELL WHY"Z EVERYONES NAMEZ CHANGEDZ

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · February 08, 2007, 01:28:24 PM

wish granted but your still confused.

I wish I had a robot made of bacon!

Blizzard · February 08, 2007, 02:00:03 PM

Granted, but "In Russia bacon robots eat YOU!".

I wish I wouldn't

so much at the one thread about pick-up art.

SexualBubblegumX · February 08, 2007, 11:54:50 PM

Granted, but pheonix suicides out of shame.

I wish I had a sammich right now.

Morris Lawry · February 09, 2007, 04:58:54 AM

Granted but it tasted like Bird feet

i wish i was only human

SexualBubblegumX · February 09, 2007, 01:40:19 PM

Granted, but then you get hit by a car.

I wish that Anna Nicole Smith died AGAIN.

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · February 09, 2007, 02:27:51 PM

Granted but now she's a zombie and comes to eat your babies.

I wish that somebody here would have my babies.

SexualBubblegumX · February 10, 2007, 01:36:52 AM

Granted, but it's Chuck Norris......

I wish today didn't suck anus.

Knownot · February 10, 2007, 11:40:35 AM

Granted but now it sucks Giant man balls.

I wish sex was free still...

Deliciously_Saucy · February 10, 2007, 12:02:10 PM

Granted, but it's with your mom.

I wish Kefka (IRC) was a real person <3

Nightwolf · February 10, 2007, 01:31:42 PM

He became one and made yOU a bot.

I wish Silver gave me all his cookies!!!

Deliciously_Saucy · February 13, 2007, 10:36:47 AM

Granted, but now he hates you... Oh wait... He does already...

I wish for Mel Gibson to be killed in a horribly painful fashion...

Nightwolf · February 13, 2007, 11:03:50 AM

Granted, he has died but his ghost killed you the same way when he read your post.

I wish my heart didnt break.

SexualBubblegumX · February 13, 2007, 10:18:56 PM

Granted, but you become evil.

I wish for more cigarettes!

Malson · February 18, 2007, 06:45:07 PM

granted, but you have to smoke Newports =X

I wish this summer will be as amazing as I imagine it to be.

Karo Rushe · February 19, 2007, 02:31:14 AM

granted...But U end up in the Hospital because a Plane crash on you.

I Wish I Coulod Eat you all at once

SexualBubblegumX · February 19, 2007, 03:51:21 AM

Granted, but after you eat me, I bring the mosh, killing you.

I wish that I wasn't broke.

Nightwolf · February 19, 2007, 04:02:29 AM

Granted, but then you broke again ?_?

I WISH THE TELETUBBIES DIDNT SEXUALLY ABUSE ME.

SexualBubblegumX · February 19, 2007, 04:08:40 AM

Granted, but they killed you instead.

I wish that I had a sword of n00b slaying.

Lominisio · February 19, 2007, 04:10:58 AM

Granted but you run out of noobs to kill.

I wish I could figure out how to host my MORPG... >.<

SexualBubblegumX · February 19, 2007, 04:14:06 AM

Granted, but you lose you ninja pimp magic.

I wish that Sagat will one day meet me in a mosh pit, so he can bring the Muay Thai and I'll bring THE MOSH!

Karo Rushe · February 19, 2007, 05:44:05 AM

Granted, but you loose your Mosh pit God-like powers in a Bet.

I wish I was Haruhi ;=;

SexualBubblegumX · February 20, 2007, 12:55:09 AM

Granted, but I get my powers back.

I wish that I had a fucken wife.

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 01:36:25 AM

Well u can wish in one hand and shit in the other.

i wish 4 more wishes....

Karo Rushe · February 25, 2007, 01:42:05 AM

Granted, but you must Sell your soul to Fu for it

I wish I could have a Mod-Slaying-AXE for another forum X_X