Wish Gone Wrong

Granted but the rolfcopter ate the picture

i wish . . .WHAT THE HELL WHY"Z EVERYONES NAMEZ CHANGEDZ

wish granted but your still confused.

I wish I had a robot made of bacon!

Granted, but "In Russia bacon robots eat YOU!".

I wish I wouldn't so much at the one thread about pick-up art.

Granted, but pheonix suicides out of shame.

I wish I had a sammich right now.

Granted but it tasted like Bird feet

i wish i was only human

Granted, but then you get hit by a car.

I wish that Anna Nicole Smith died AGAIN.

Granted but now she's a zombie and comes to eat your babies.

I wish that somebody here would have my babies.

Granted, but it's Chuck Norris......

I wish today didn't suck anus.

Granted but now it sucks Giant man balls.

I wish sex was free still...

Granted, but it's with your mom.

I wish Kefka (IRC) was a real person <3

He became one and made yOU a bot.


I wish Silver gave me all his cookies!!!

Granted, but now he hates you... Oh wait... He does already...


I wish for Mel Gibson to be killed in a horribly painful fashion...

Granted, he has died but his ghost killed you the same way when he read your post.


I wish my heart didnt break.

Granted, but you become evil.

I wish for more cigarettes!

granted, but you have to smoke Newports =X

I wish this summer will be as amazing as I imagine it to be.

granted...But U end up in the Hospital because a Plane crash on you.

I Wish I Coulod Eat you all at once 

Granted, but after you eat me, I bring the mosh, killing you.


I wish that I wasn't broke.

Granted, but then you broke again ?_?

I WISH THE TELETUBBIES DIDNT SEXUALLY ABUSE ME.

Granted, but they killed you instead.

I wish that I had a sword of n00b slaying.

Granted but you run out of noobs to kill.

I wish I could figure out how to host my MORPG... >.<

Granted, but you lose you ninja pimp magic.

I wish that Sagat will one day meet me in a mosh pit, so he can bring the Muay Thai and I'll bring THE MOSH!

Granted, but you loose your Mosh pit God-like powers in a Bet.

I wish I was Haruhi ;=;

Granted, but I get my powers back.


I wish that I had a fucken wife.

Well u can wish in one hand and shit in the other.

i wish 4 more wishes....

Granted, but you must Sell your soul to Fu for it 


I wish I could have a Mod-Slaying-AXE for another forum X_X