Wish Gone Wrong

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 01:46:08 AM

what could a mod slaying axe possibly do 4 u?

wish this would work.

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:19:50 AM

Granted, But then I kill your parents.

I wish the Valk server wasn't down right now.

Irock · February 25, 2007, 02:23:12 AM

Granted. But there's nothing but a bunch of emos there.

I wish daddy would stop beating mommy....

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:27:24 AM

Granted, But I end up seducing your mother and I become your new daddy.

I wish I remembered where I put that book.

Dwarra? · February 25, 2007, 02:29:46 AM

Granted but I masturbated on it.

I wish I had a dollar

Irock · February 25, 2007, 02:31:32 AM

Quote from: Dr_Swordopolis on February 25, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Granted but I masturbated on it.

I wish I had a dollar

Granted but.............................tax goes so high you can't buy anything with it.

I wish my penis was bigger.

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:32:24 AM

Granted, but it smells funny.

I wish my job paid more.

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 02:33:24 AM

get a better job

wish i knew

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:36:28 AM

Granted, but the knowledge destroys your mind.

I wish I had a throne of skulls.

Dwarra? · February 25, 2007, 02:38:35 AM

Granted, but it bites your ass

I wish I had a slut post next

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:40:17 AM

Granted........ But Daddy, I GOT GIRL PREGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUCH A WHORE!

I wish she didn't get pregs.

Dwarra? · February 25, 2007, 02:41:37 AM

Granted, but Amanda came back

I wish I had a condom

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 02:43:22 AM

Granted, use it wisely

wish he'd stop.

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:44:16 AM

Granted, but you died of sadness.

I wish I had a personal jester.

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 02:45:12 AM

Granted, you will laugh your self to sleep.

wish for a new car?

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:46:14 AM

Granted, but its a Yugo.

I wish some one would finally figure out what my avy is referencing.

Irock · February 25, 2007, 02:47:05 AM

Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 02:44:16 AM
Granted, but you died of sadness.

I wish I had a personal jester.

Granted, but everyone dies out of being scared and your all alone.

I wish this storm would end.

Arrow · February 25, 2007, 02:48:31 AM

Granted, but...STFU.

I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.

Dwarra? · February 25, 2007, 02:49:02 AM

Granted, but then your computer esplodes

I wish that condom I wished for earlier didnt break

Irock · February 25, 2007, 02:49:46 AM

Quote from: arrowone on February 25, 2007, 02:48:31 AM
Granted, but...STFU.

I wish I could figure out why the hell my game fucks up the player's movement animations.

Granted, instead your dick broke.

I wish I was rich.

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 02:50:41 AM

keep wishing

wish for the moon.

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:52:37 AM

Granted, but it crashes to eath killing you.

I wish that I was getting drunk right now.

Fiestin · February 25, 2007, 02:53:45 AM

Wish i could help you /\

SexualBubblegumX · February 25, 2007, 02:55:30 AM

Granted, but you wake up the next morning in a dumpster.

I wish ==|=======>

Irock · February 25, 2007, 02:57:22 AM

Quote from: Fiestin on February 25, 2007, 02:50:41 AM
keep wishing

wish for the moon.

No damnit. Wish gone wrong. Not "keep wishing"