Kill the person above you

I give you a cake with a special surprise in it...

Spoiler for:

BOOM!

Uses Iga clan Obero's "Piercing Eye" technique on you then leave you there to die slowly.

*somehow thinks Ruzu is a dartboard*

Puts /\ in a bull pit wearing all red clothing.

Makes you a killable resident evil 4 zombie, plays as Leon and uses miltilda over and over and over on you until you die and 1hr after you die.

Kills you with a rose.

Puts you on a horrible rmxp map with no teleports.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Gives you a poisoned cookie.

mmm cookie...ack...

Puts you in "Eye of the tiger" game with no chance of escape.

Puts you in "Eye of the Tiger" game with an error at the last boss.

Puts a granade apple in your mouth, and it explodes.

While at the dentist's office, /\ accidentally gets an overdose of novacaine and dies whilst getting a tooth extracted.

While sleep a mad dentist sneaks into your house at night and lays three crazy cats on you and a highly explosive grenade. Needless to say you die while the cats are cutting you then everything blows up no evidence left.

I stab you with an icicle, which melts, destroying the evidence 8]

Uses a fork to fork you to death

Shoots /\ with a bullet made from frozen blood (it is the same blood type as /\'s blood). The police are forever baffled.

blows up /\'s house with a nuke, so that nobody knows what happened and name the new hole in the earth the New New Grand Canyon.
















Also, Nuclear Winter.

I make you watch this old video:



You either die of laughter or commit suicide so that you don't have to watch it again.

^Grabs your tail, and throw you into a dog kinder garden.

...you bastard...

*carefully wraps tail with gauze; then with all the excess gauze, I make a hangman's knot and strangle you*

^ Cuts the tail of, and you die from the heavy loose of blood.

Takes an oversized mallet and bangs ^ on the head for using bad grammar.

Lol, Im Swedish. Don't expect anything.

^Kills with bad grammar.

I kill /\ with Teh Magicks!

^ Cuts the tail of, and you die from the heavy loose of blood.

Dammit, where's that sewing kit when I need it?!

Oh, and the person above me already died from AIDS without me having to do anything.