Kill the person above you

^ Strangle you with the tail I cutted off.

Stab ^ with a stake, then eat it

Buried alive with explosives!
*We all now what happens next*

I wink at you...



...and you suddenly die quite mysteriously.

i raise Richard (LFG Comic) and he kills everyone.

He'll slaughter the world.

I hypnotize you into jumping off Sears Tower.

I put a severed horse head into your bed for when you wake up in the morning. >:3

I'll throw you in a dark room were you lose it, and decide to suicide.

/\ gets Sephiroth set on him

< omnislashes /\ to death.

Pacman eats/\

/\ tries to play Pacman until he beats the final level. /\ dies of old age.

^ Suddenly pacman comes out of the screen looking for human flesh, and its you up, gameover for you.

Lucky that I'm not human then.

I drop an old Mortal Kombat arcade machine on your head.

I kill /\ with a Chocobo dashing at a high speed, trampling him to death.

Summons army of chocobos to run you over.

 

 /\ Is given a Wii but dies of shock when he finds out its defective

Drops all the ownerless PS3's of the world on /\'s head. (I couldn't think of a better word than ownerless  )

I die a happy death

/\ Meets Anonymous

I give you my defective Wii and put you in front of a crowd of desperate nintendo fanboys.

"Hey look! That guy's got the last Wii in the store! Get him!"

I threaten the fanboys with chucking the Wii on the floor and then tell about your secret stash of Wii's in your house and and the special coupon voucher things to get a free Wii.

/\ Gets trampled to death by desperate fanboys.

^Murdered by Bob the Builder who throws a miniscule hammer into your eye and watches the blood pour everywhere. Hey, I can be violent when I need to!

Pits you against Yiazmat from FFXII without any weapons.

^Uses magical magic from an evil alternate dimension to switch places with you .


(Forgot the ^ in your last post Zylos)

^ Puts you in a room with the most annoying person in the universe, and you decide to suicide than listen to him/her talk.