Kill the person above you

[Zylos]

I give you a cake with a special surprise in it...

[spoiler]

BOOM![/spoiler]

[Ruzu]

Uses Iga clan Obero's "Piercing Eye" technique on you then leave you there to die slowly.

[Rune]

*somehow thinks Ruzu is a dartboard*

[Zylos]

Puts /\ in a bull pit wearing all red clothing.

[Ruzu]

Makes you a killable resident evil 4 zombie, plays as Leon and uses miltilda over and over and over on you until you die and 1hr after you die.

[The Shadow]

Kills you with a rose.

[Ruzu]

Puts you on a horrible rmxp map with no teleports.

[The Shadow]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Gives you a poisoned cookie.

[Ruzu]

mmm cookie...ack...

Puts you in "Eye of the tiger" game with no chance of escape.

[Kokowam]

Puts you in "Eye of the Tiger" game with an error at the last boss.

[The Shadow]

Puts a granade apple in your mouth, and it explodes.

[Zylos]

While at the dentist's office, /\ accidentally gets an overdose of novacaine and dies whilst getting a tooth extracted.

[Ruzu]

While sleep a mad dentist sneaks into your house at night and lays three crazy cats on you and a highly explosive grenade. Needless to say you die while the cats are cutting you then everything blows up no evidence left.

[Rune]

I stab you with an icicle, which melts, destroying the evidence 8]

[Ruzu]

Uses a fork to fork you to death

[Zylos]

Shoots /\ with a bullet made from frozen blood (it is the same blood type as /\'s blood). The police are forever baffled.

[Zeldrak]

blows up /\'s house with a nuke, so that nobody knows what happened and name the new hole in the earth the New New Grand Canyon.
















Also, Nuclear Winter.

[Zylos]

I make you watch this old video:

[youtube=425,350]nZMwKPmsbWE[/youtube]

You either die of laughter or commit suicide so that you don't have to watch it again.

[The Shadow]

^Grabs your tail, and throw you into a dog kinder garden.

[Zylos]

...you bastard...

*carefully wraps tail with gauze; then with all the excess gauze, I make a hangman's knot and strangle you*

[The Shadow]

^ Cuts the tail of, and you die from the heavy loose of blood.

[droginator]

Takes an oversized mallet and bangs ^ on the head for using bad grammar.

[The Shadow]

Lol, Im Swedish. Don't expect anything.

^Kills with bad grammar.

[Zeldrak]

I kill /\ with Teh Magicks!

[Zylos]

^ Cuts the tail of, and you die from the heavy loose of blood.

Dammit, where's that sewing kit when I need it?!

Oh, and the person above me already died from AIDS without me having to do anything.