Kill the person above you

Somehow, I got put in the room with you, but rather than commit suicide, I just slit your throat and ease my suffering.

I can't kill person above me, too uber to be killed. I kill the person above you!

Slowly cuts each body part until you beg for mercy, but I don't care so I stab your heart that here you beg.

Eats /\

^Drinks

Drops a train on /\

^Loads a gun with peanutt butter, and shoots you.

Loads a gun with bullets and shoots /\

^Drinks your blood

/\ Gets AIDS

Puts /\ in a room filled with an infinite amount of cake. /\ eventually becomes so fat that /\ explodes.

Wait, I got put in a room by myself?

Sets horde of killer pikmin after person above me.

^ Pits you in a sealed off room with no weapons for you to face Gilgamesh and Odion from ff8 who has regen.

Shows video of Irock stripping for a mystery woman /\. /\ has a seizure and dies.

^ Dies from arrow in the nuts.

/\ is told that he must now clean the spent arrow using only his tongue. /\ commits suicide.

And now, /\ must cleanse me. LICK MEH BEBE

^ dies when Zylocks tongue grabs ^ around the neck and strangles ^ to death. (sorry zylock, but I couldn't resist)

Rips /\'s tongue out and beats /\ with it until he dies. And as punishment for spelling my name as "Zylock" instead of "Zylos", I revive you as a zombie and kill you again with a bullet of frozen holy water to the head.

Sorry about your name spelled wrong, wasn't paying attention. Summons Bahamut to cast Mega Flare and summons Dark Bahamut to cast Shadow Flare on ^

Steps on ^ with a giant boot

^ makes you play starlancer six

* Wingard Companion Cube kills /\ with an overly large pen through the left eye socket

Shaves /\'s fur off, makes a rope out of it, and uses it to strangle /\.