Kill the person above you

Twists ^ head off

cast meteor on ^ 

pokes ^ with a ^

I send /\ to war where /\ is shot and killed (or just have /\ stay outside in New York after dark, it's the same difference).

uses two swords and cuts ^ in half.

Drowns /\ in 

Slits /\'s throat with a shaving knife while singing a song about my long lost daughter.

Writes /\ name in a DEATHNOTE

Throws /\ in an flaming oven that's cooking meat pies.

I die a happy death.

Rapes /\ to death

Informs /\ that the meat pie he just ate is made with human meat of all the people who died before /\ did.

  Yay, forces /\ to listen to Crazy Frog, Axel F for 24 hours

While /\ is alseep, I strand /\ on a desert island, shove a nuclear warhead up /\'s @$$, hop on a boat and sail a safe distance away before pushing the big red button.

 

/\ didn't get farther enough away and is caught i the resulting explosion.

^ Was around the explosion and was caught in it.

You were marooned on the same island as Havick.

Resident Evil 4 Dogs attack you!

I use the infinite rocket launcher (the one that you had to sell your virginity to get) and blow you and the dogs away.

i kill you with chopsticks in the eyes.

I cut your heart out with a blunt spoon.

FLAMING CHOPSTICKS OF DEATH

I poison all of the caffine in the world, thus everyone in the world dies.

Uses a knife and cuts your head off swiftly taking five minutes for you too die.

Ninja Zylos takes you out.

Wow thats nice.

Ruzu Samurai uses thunder slash combo on you!