Kill the person above you

Then i raise from the death as a zombie and^you!

sics an angry bunch of kittens at ^

Throws ^ into an active volcano, because I wanna be damn sure when killing a cyborg.

sends an army of soldiers to kill^ oh wait.....

Throws a bucket of M00s schweat on ^

BZZZT

shoot ^ with bazooka

Oh my god! kill ^ beautiful blue hair!
kill it with fire! *throws DP3's ribbon and forces ^ to eat poison*

Straps ^ into a revolving chair allowing automated hammers to continuously smash ^ hands.
Once ^ hands are completely battered and broken, stop usage of hammers.

Force all six of my ninja characters to completely destroy ^ body in the most painful way possible, but keep ^ barely alive.

Proceed to cut ^ in several key places, then put ^ on an automated moving chair that moves slowly towards a chainsaw aiming towards the manhood region.

^ Bleeds out before hitting the said chainsaw and dies with the thought that he was about to lose the precious.



That's what happens when you fuck with my ribbon

Kills ^ with a lawn mower.

Duct tapes ^ to the front of a demolition derby car

Makes ^ eat a double cheese burger from Mc'donalds.

^ is smothered in the horrible intestinal flood that results from eating the McDonald's burger.

Drops ^ into the middle of the South Atlantic Ocean... Good luck swimming back

Forces ^ to eat dynamite.

Flick a coin, then shoot a railgun at ^ from my hand.

Throws a grenade towards ^. Impact kills ^.

Forces ^ to decode binary without sleep.
The resulting torture will make ^ shoot themselves!

^ *Gets raped and dies of shock because of the large penis on the women raping you*(sick thoughts always win)!

^ *Gets raped and dies of shock because of the large penis on the women raping you*(sick thoughts always win)!

ties /\ to a tree and leaves the area leaving him to starve rot or what ever happends to him( in the end though he dies....)

 *Iperks reserects* ^ chained to a brick wall and beaten with a dildo

O_O  slowly exits the thread to commit suicide......=O

Eats a bunch of broccoli and drinks a beer.

BRRRRRAP!

I bl0 you up mit der M00s farts.

Calls my army that I have been gathering the past few months to kill ^ with laser weapons.
Commands the army to throw ^'s dead body in a lion's den filled with hundreds of hungry lions, and then kill the lions that ate ^ and throw all the corpses in a large metal box that's sealed with the most advanced lock.
Then I load the box filled with the corpses of the lions that ate ^ on a cargo ship wich I happen to have filled with TNT and then I press the button to ignite the tnt and I'll just sit back and enjoy the sight from up in my safe spaceship. Mission Complete!