Kill the person above you

I use the schwartz on your nuts. You die of pain.

Uses ultima on you

I have reflect on, and Ultima bounces back at you.

I side step and run you through with Ragnarok

Ragnarok is copyrighted, so you are sued and arrested, and you are later put in a jail cell with "Big Bubba".

You quickly commit suicide.

Cuts ^'s  wand and sack off, leave you there with a gun with one bullet in it.

shoots Ruzu with the bullet and goes to get corrective surgery

Zylos - Grabs your head with his right hand and crushes your skull.

NAMKCOR - kicks you in the face when i land on my uses Chidori from naruto on you.

hits ^ with a book about english grammar

I press a button on the side of my armchair, the floor drops out from under you, and you die from falling 50 stories.

Uses "Forever Zero" from Chrono Cross on ^

pokes ^'s eyes out and watches ^ bleed

Resets /\ post count to zero and you commit suicide.

^ drops you into a pit with man eating scarrabs then throws a bomb and torchers down then seal the pit away for ever and then place giant rocks on top of the sealed pit.

Traps you in a room with 12 zombies.

injects ^ with the virus

Offtopic: Oh using events from your game huh well two can play the same game!!

On Topic:

Traps you in the curse chanting room, for you to die slowly.

Feed you until you explode.

summon pacman!
it's gonna eat you like a dot

(<      . . . . . . . . *zylos* . . . . . . .

Goes back in time to when you were a baby and hands you over to Michael Jackson.

kills ^ with fire

Argh! My fur is on fire!

*runs blindly into /\ and we both fall off a cliff*

uses time paradox skills to place himself on the top of the cliff and watch ^ fall to his doom

Gives ^ a swift kick in the arse while he is watching his last victim plummet to their doom.  ^ plummets once more to their impending doom.  *splat*  Then prepares to defend himself against the next attacker.

Uses cloaking device from Halo 3 and pushes ^ off the cliff, much to ^'s suprise.

As he falls he cuts the top of the cliff with his patented Sword Technique: Cleave.  Watches as ^ also falls off the cliff, narrowly dodging ^ and the rocks as the hit the ground.