Kill the person above you

let inspecter gadget kill you

Ready? Aim. Fire!


... oops... wrong target...


Ready? Aim. Fire!

*snipes thee*

You have the aiming skills of Alfred Ashford, so I push you off an icy cliff in Antarctica.

You know who Alfred Ashford is, so I drag you down with me

I pay for you to stay one night in the Bates Motel (from the movie Psycho).

I break into your house and steal ALL your porn

You realize that it's all furry porn and you go commit suicide.

Note: I don't really have furry porn.

You realise that you're a Zoo-phile... whatever, and commit suicide out of embarrassment

My girlfriend shoots you for above comment.

I shoot your girlfriend, who stumbles backwards into you and pushes you off a cliff

We both grab onto the ledge at the last second, and when you look over too see how far we've fallen, I grab you and pull you over the edge to plumit to your death.

...and then you lose your grip and plummet to your grisly demise.

...meaning that my girlfriend is the only one to survive this entire thread, since the rest of us are now dead.

Hey, that rhymed!

I come back from the dead and haunt your girlfriend until she commits suicide.

No-one wil survive in the end >=D

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i have now idea left how to kill you
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so i let you live

I bash your head against his, thus killing both of you.

(street fighter)

Disguised as Ken.(assuming i'm on the left side)

-jump
-high kick
-land
-down high punch
-high spinning kick
-lands it
-high shoryuken

death!

writes ^'s name in the Death Note...waits 40 seconds
a feather falls on ^'s head and ^ gets a hemmorage, all of this is caught on tape by a passing asian tourist

i dont rly know that death note thingy but oh well lol

I nuke all of canada and you die during the nuclear winter.

ZYLOS!! HOW DARE YOU!!!I TOUGHT YOU WERE COOL!! :'( [/emo]

nah erm... iono. I ...put poison ..in..your food?
lol i'm SO running out of ideas =(

I put a plastic explosive in the empty space where your ideas used to be and...BOOM!

empty space

Sends famous assassin after you.

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Sends Altair from Assassin's Creed after you.

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