Wish Gone Wrong

Granted, but then everything else does.

I wish KAIRI -KH- had bigger BOOBS.

What? She's FIFTEEN.

So am I...for the next twenty eight hours.

XD... so Kairi's 15? I've seen girls with bowlin' balls up there at age 12!

good for you why dont you go hit on em

I WISH I WAS FAT

But then you'd be so popular the world stabbed porings in unison and someone thought you were a poring so you got stabbed too.

I wish I was a paladin.

BUt you were an antichristian paladin, and you were eventually smote by God himself.

I wish I HAD THE POWER.

granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you

BUt you were an antichristian paladin,

are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...

I wish arrow made more sense

Then he kills you.

I wish I had a plasma gun.

Then Arrow kills you.

I wish Camel didn't make grape flavored cigarettes.

granted, but since you didn't specify what THE POWER was you got the power to be you

are you saying paladins are christian?? I'm guessing you mean an unholy paladin...

I wish arrow made more sense

Paladins are Christian / Catholic.

Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.

...LOL PUN.

I wish everyone loved puns.

WISH GRANTED! ALREADY. Umm, people loved puns, you became a pun (somehow) and they had sex with you. and turned you gay.

I wish I ate a big woman's boob.

But it didn't taste very good, cuz it's all fat and organs. Ha-Has are for playing with, not eating.

I wish Westfield and Sword were here...and where is Gilga? I saw one or two posts yesterday, but that's it.

That's because Gilga doesn't feel the need to post obsessively on an RPG Maker forum.

Totally. They have a cross on there armor for Chrissakes.

...LOL PUN.

I wish everyone loved puns.

catholics and christians didn't create the cross, it was a symbol long before their religion even started.
also they don't have to have a cross on theIR armor (learn how to use there their and they're)

just google image searched Paladin and none of the images on the first page had crosses on them, one of them on the second page and a + (was 2 lines of equal length)

I wish you were smart enough not to claim that "things with holy power must obviously be christian" especially considering any person with a Paladin's powers would be seen as a witch or warlock in christianity and would be burned during the times that a Paladin would exist...

I know how to use it. I was tired...

/\use what? that post doesn't make any sense as a response to my wish...

*insert response to Thingy's wish*

*insert wish*

Thingy, I was referring to a VIDEOGAME paladin, which I believe is what was referenced in the first place. More specifically, the paladins from the PC game, "Majesty." They were holy knights. Sure, the game was gay, but I played it when I was younger. And besides, it's not that big a deal if THEY wore crosses on THEIR armor. THEY'RE like that just cuz I guess. THERE, I have explained my obscure reference/proven I know how to use their/they're/there.

I wish people didn't get so fucking worked up over stupid shit.

ok then nobody ever cared about anything, and there were never any more post...

I wish I wasn't obsessed with KEFKA.

But then you would be obssesed with the next closest thing...

BIG GAY AL.

I wish family guy was still funny. (QUICKLY! TO THE HINDENPETER!)

The wish is so impossible to grant the when someone tried the universe blowed up!

I wish all Donkeys were Immortal!