Wish Gone Wrong

They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!

I wish Mister Durp was real.

but I was wishing about Arrow's feet
unless you and arrow are the same person 

Granted, but he died instantly

I wish I had more money so I could buy more 360 games
and I wish I wasn't to lazy to go buy them

You get struck by lightning when pushing a shopping cart back to the store.

I wish my post had some kind of relevance to your wish.

Granted...but it sucked.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you realize you wasted your wish and then commit suicide.

I wish I wished that I will wish I wish.

You do, but then you will suffer the same fate as I.

I wish, says I, for a blackberry pie.

granted, but you have a deadly reaction to the blackberrys

I wish for an apple pie à la mode

The apples gave you syphilis. Not totally sure why...

I wish I was...able to come up with a wish.

You did it went wrong and it killed you cuz it was like boom.

I wish arrowone didnt wish for what he wished which was that he tried to wish that he wanted a wish.

Your wish confuses the genie and causes his head to explode. No wish for you.

Luckily, a new happened to be strolling by and was all "what is your wish master."

I wish the TINAPA LOTTO INT'L scam wasn't a real scam and I really did win 500,000 US dollars bucks.

Granted, but they give it to you in pennies, dropped onto you off a 50-story building.

I wish Dem Franchise Boyz actually had a franchise.

granted but it sucked

I wish that I could wish for a wish to wish about wishing in a wish-full world

Ummmm...... something goes wrong and screw something up and sombody dies 0_0

I wish I had friends on the forums

Granted, but you realize they post like idiots as much as you do and you feel like crap again.

I wish stupid people could be eliminated.

granted, you die

I wish monkeys didn't throw their poo

(I thought I was Nick's friend...)

Granted, but then they just launch it out of their asses at you.

I wish I had a monkey poo cannon.

the poo fell in your face TOXIC death

I wish arrowone didnt wish for what he wished and wished for a monkey pee cannon

His cannon has been melted when it was put in the sun 


I wish Zypher would leave me alone T_T

He fucks with everyone. I mean seriously, his sig should indicate.

I wish the obvious was more obvious.

obvious was too obvious for you and you died at overobviousity

I wish someone could help me with my game

They tried but wrecked it. (I would, but I've not the time...)

I wish someone would help him with his game since I can't.

granted, but people still wouldn't play it

I was people would play it

I'll search people ^^

I wish fake pokemon sprites

But they suck and clash with the originals.

I wish more people knew how to sprite well.

But then so many sprites are made it overflows Crankeye and causes it to go down again.

I wish more people knew how to type well.

Granted. They typed better than you and you finally died due to low Reputation.

I wish Zypher wished the same thing Arrow1 wished.