Wish Gone Wrong

Granted, only he type some mistakes 

I wish I get a reply 

Granted, but you don't actually have a topic.

I wish I could travel back in time to prevent the wrong-going of this wish.

Granted, only ou're in the 4th dimension now 

I wish a delicious pie 

Granted, but it was so delicious u needed another one, which wasnt made and died of needness....

I wish the pie Maglor wanted didnt act like a drug..

Granted, now it acted like an apple 

I wish people would call me "The King of The World!"

granted, but it is a useless position as there is no world government

I wish maglor wasn't posting wishes in the what ifs

Granted, but then you would have nothing to complain about or wish for.

I wish I could bend a spoon with my mind!

You bend it into your eyeballs and gouge them out.

I wish I could have fangs.

But they grow over you tongue and you starve to death, like my late Guinea Pig Patches. (*Lamenting sigh...*)

I wish people didn't bash gay people, it pisses me off.

Fine then. I'll make fun of retards.

I wish I had a honey-lemon cough drop because these cherry ones are GROSS.

LOL, I agree.

...uh, you drink milk afterwards, and end up puking a chunk of milk and honey that looks like your liver...(I did that once, I freaked out. Milk+Honey=Solid Mass)

I wish I knew if my liver was intact...

granted, nothing happens

I wish I could aim my sniper rifle properly from in front of my computer

(Practice with a NERF sniper rifle, it's lighter and has about the same shape)

You figure it out, but you eventullay shoot someone by accident and get a life sentence.

I wish I had NERF gatling gun.

(was talking about video game, angle from my screen is different when I sit at my comp so its harder to aim)

granted, but you don't have any ammo

I wish I was la meilleur pomme de terre.

Granted, as soon as you became him u realized he dead
Who is he anyways?

I wish i finally made good tabs.

wish not granted cuz you think "the best potato" is a person

I wish you weren't ignorant

Granted, but you ar instead. (Doesn't speak French =/= ignorant)

I wish I knew what to type here...

wish granted, but you missed the right key and then forgot what you were typing.

I wish i knew how to aim in the center of the toilet when I piss.

...LOL

I wish...oh God I can't stop laughing...

and while you luagh you let out a low frequency sound which cuases you to shit buckets.

I still wish/\

you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it

I wish I..........poop....

you aim in the center but your aim causes the toilet water to splash and you get covered in it

I wish this topic was even funnier.

But my head exploded from lol overdose.

I wish I had thought of that first...

But then you don't post it anyway because you thought the other people wouldn't find it funny.

I wish that waffles didn't suck.