Wish Gone Wrong

[Arrow]

Woops! I WISH I had laser pants!

[Malson]

It wouldn't cover enough, and we'd see everything. Ew.

I wish I wasn't watching Animorphs right now.

[Arrow]

Granted. BUT! You would be watching gay porn instead...

Wish for a penny?

[Malson]

It falls on your head at light speed and kills you on the spot.

I wish Drew Carey was even a little bit funny.

[Cody]

Granted, but every other funny guy dies.

I wish I knew who Drew Carey WAS.

[Malson]

You're better off not knowing.

I wish I'd stop posting in these dumbass games.

[Cody]

Granted, but you lose your ability to post anywhere.

I wish Zypher hadn't made that last wish.

[Malson]

Granted, but then I die of cervical cancer.

I wish I didn't just say that.

[Cody]

Granted, but instead you say 'of HIV/Aids'

I wish that this topic was remotely intelligent

[Malson]

Granted, but then you lose your intelligence in the process.

I wish this wish was granted.

[Cody]

Granted, but your head explodes. D=

I wish I WAS bored.

[Malson]

Your lack of correct grammar causes the wish to fail.

I wish I WAS bored.

[Tsunokiette]

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[Karo Rushe]

Granted...but you get kicked out for oversleeping.

I Wish to know the secrets of the Universe

[thingy]

granted but your head exploded from all the knowledge

I wish that somebody would lock this so we would stop rotting away playing this game

[Atomic]

granted but then you hacked crankeye to unlock it so you could play this game...

I wish I would live in a time where spaceships were a common thing so I could buy a ship and smuggle goods

[Crankeye]

Granted, but you finally relize you can't afford one with your meager, sub jockey, pay.

I wish Buddah and Jessus were friends.

[Nightwolf]

lol Granted, but now u follow the relegion they made, and in that you die this year ^_-

I wish teenage mutant ninja turtles fough mortal kombat in some other world and cant come to me lol

lol

[thingy]

but then I killed you cuz that sentence doesn't make sense

I wish I had a glass of milk

[Cody]

Granted, but it's sour.

I wish I could draw feet, dammit ._.

[thingy]

Granted, but their sour. 

I wish Australia poofed into nothing

[Atomic]

granted but then nobody had any place to send their trash or criminals

I wish crankeye knew how to spell jesus....

[Arrow]

Granted...Nothing changed much.

I wish I knew why my feet weren't cold.

[thingy]

Granted, but then you forgot

I wish your feet weren't cold

[Malson]

They become blazing hot and burn your face off when I judo-kick you! HIYAAAH!

I wish Mister Durp was real.