Wish Gone Wrong

[Arrow]

But they all turned out like the first one.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much right now...

[Malson]

You then lost all sense of pain in your head, so when you got a brain infection you couldn't feel it, and eventually died.

I wish Colin Mochrie had his own improv show.

[Arrow]

...I see no downside here...

[Malson]

Awesome. What do I win then?

[Nightwolf]

No you have to say something went bad.
Granted, but, the show closed..thats good enough.
I wish i became a..rhino..

[Arrow]

Then you'd be killed for your horn.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

[Blizzard]

But then he´d have eaten you.

I wish I was dead.

[Malson]

You emo.

I wish for a big green piano.

[thingy]

granted, it fell from the sky and landed on your head for 74525753186.2 points of damage

I wish I had a penny

[Atomic]

granted, it fell from the sky and landed on your head 74525753189.2 points of damage

I wish you guys actually knew the terminal velocity of a penny

[Malson]

Your elitism causes all of RMRK to riot against you.

I wish fire was cold.

[thingy]

granted, but you can't cook a steak anymore 

I wish my game was done

[Arrow]

Granted, but no one downloads it...

I wish my speakers worked properly.

[Malson]

You forget to change the volume, though, and blow your eardrums.

I wish I could live in Durkadurkastan.

[Arrow]

But then ou are a stupid tererris and get kiyyyauwed by Kim Jong Irr! Your deat is inveitabre!

I wish I had a horse, a birght and shiny horse, a hoooorse I could caaaall my ooooown!

[Malson]

I don't get it.

I wish I could

[Arrow]

You could, but then you wouldn't want to. (It's a SONG! )

I wish I could...make someone HAPPY!

[Malson]

Just pull down your pants so we can laugh at your inadequate tool.

I wish I'm just kidding dude, don't take that personally.

[Arrow]

Granted, lol.

I wish my head wasn't hurting...again...

[Cody]

Wish granted, but your ass starts hurting <3

I wish that the world would blow up

[Atomic]

then you would die and all the beatiful women would too....

I wish my ass would blow up

[Reives]

Too bad for the rest of us that it didn't. 

I wish I could make l33t posts like Gilga.

[GilgameshRO]

Granted, but you will have to study under my wing for 20 long years.

I wish... Actually, no, I'm pretty content at the moment.

[Nightwolf]

The genie granted you his own wish, now your his slave..(i likey ) lol

I wish Gilga wished.

[GilgameshRO]

Granted, but I wished to become the tyranical ruler of all of earth, and you were forced into a horrible life of slavery and poverty.

I wish I was the tyranical ruler of earth.