Wish Gone Wrong

[thingy]

k, we all live our lives as mindless automatons

I wish I had some pop here

[Commondragon]

granted, it's posion

I wish that the fish now was a dish, and STILL could not steal my soul

[thingy]

but it did anyway

I wish \/ shat themself

[SexualBubblegumX]

You laugh so hard you shat yourself too.

I wish that I had a harem.

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granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)

I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.

[Evanescent]

granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)

I wish I had a harem that didn't turn into werewolfs.

Granted, but they're zombies and they eat your brains. Mmmmm, braaaaaaiiiinssss....

I wish Johnny Depp wasn't so creepy.

[veltonvelton]

granted but all the girls turn into werewolfs! (don't ask)

Why?

Then he'd be like Santa Claus.

What if Americans said 'Bindle'?

[Commondragon]

Wish newb

I wish I coud summon things with my mind. And you can't day I killmyself iwthj it because the first thing I'm gonna make is a brain implat that 100% is safly intact that prevents me from killing/obliterating/ect. myself with me summon things ^^.

[thingy]

k, you summon something and it goes crazy n'stuff then it blows up the universe and you spend the rest of your life as a brain floating in nothingness since there wouldn't even be space left....

I wish Velton wished for something instead of what if'ing something

[Cody]

Wish granted, but after wishing once, he lost his mind again and what if'ed.

I wish... that My wish was skipped over.

[thingy]

granted, you are spared (omgzorz)

I wish I had a pancake

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BOOM! Cody dies randomly...

[Cody]

....BWUAHAHAHA XD! Omg... no joke, that actually made me laugh... XD

*ahem* GRANTED, BUT THEY'RE MOLDY DAMNIT.

I wish I had a more... vicious way of dying.

[thingy]

granted, but just before you die you don't (MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....??)

I wish didn't have to fart right............... now!

[Commondragon]

you didn't, but then another huge one comes and you explode.

I wish I wish for wishy wishes

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god damn the poodles! your wish is so complex that the time line thing blows up!

I wish I new how to spell time space cormtinuim.... comtiomie continuem..... ahhhh!  @$$

[Cody]

Granted, but then you forget after you think about it for a moment.

I wish people like Fred and George Weasley really exsisted. Them and their... apparating every few feet selves...

[Commondragon]

granted, teh apparate so much china implodes, right after the ygrant you to be the ruler of it

I wish, for a wish on a dish of wishes, that wished for it's wishes to be granted in my favor ^^

[veltonvelton]

...Earth got sucked into a black hole.

I wish The spoon ran away without that other thing.

[Commondragon]

Granted, it runs away with your comp

I wish for wishy fishey all good thigns wishes to wish in favor or the person bleow me *granted it's not cody, the person who posted above my last post*

[veltonvelton]

Granted, then Cody posts.

I wish I was strait (Im lesbian, as you should know...)

[Cody]

Fwah! Granted, but nobody likes you.

I wish I knew velton was a chick before it was mentioned....

[veltonvelton]

Then you find out Velton is not a chick! GUY. G-U-Y.

I wish Cody would reply to that

[Cody]

Granted, but you die.

I wish velton knew that the word 'lesbian' was used only for a homosexual chick.

[veltonvelton]

I FUCKIN DO! IM A MALE HOMOSEXUAL GIRL!!

I wish I was a girl!

[Commondragon]

Granted, but you forget ot wish for- *gets shot*

I wish for someone to help me fix my problem